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[kristina100000]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

I think furries are less weird for wanting to fuck Tony the Tiger than you are for wanting to fuck marvel super heroes

[genderoutlaws]

is it possible to be transsexual (with a very literal interpretation of the word) but not transgender? like if a cis woman wanted to have a penis but didn't want to be a guy?

i mean slay honestly

[catgirlforeskin]

it’s not just possible, it’s recommended, start slaying absolute penis girl

[byjove]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

[indoorhyena]

[rarebritney]

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

[flartey]

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

[zorri]

I love surprises

[persephvone]

absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

[hazelsmazecave]

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[angelinajoliesbottom]

Older sisters have both a god and victim complex

[savagemarswarrior]

Zodiac signs as things my friends have said part 3

Aries:

“I made sandwiches!”

“Are those protein bars?”

“I ran out of bread.”

Taurus:

“Is it 2am already? You guys wanna go get fried chicken?”

Gemini:

*sees paper being shredded* “God I wish that were me.”

Cancer:

“I think he wants to be more than friends like, BEST friends!”

Leo:

“Lana del Rey??? You mean MY MOM???”

Virgo:

“This is the best kind of peer pressuring ever!”

Scorpio:

“Wow, what a cool guy. I’m gonna have his babies.”

Libra:

“You’re mom has green eyes? So does mine! Are we… Siblings?’

Saggitarius:

"She probably just did, like, 10 pounds of meth. Don’t worry about it.”

Capricorn:

“The DNA results came back, you’re a dumb bitch.”

Aquarius:

“You can’t MAKE me try my best!”

Pisces:

“Is that an ankle? Whore!”

[narcotic]

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

my time to shine

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.