Alex and Morgan

reposting S and D tier content! I'm not the OP I'm just a lone fan! I have a queue for one TikTok post per day! if you want more content right now just visit lighthouseraiders TikTok they have a playlist! I am reposting in the order they were posted on tiktok!!

[penny-anna]

Morgan’s gender is somewhere between an ‘ehhhh’ and a ‘nope’ whereas Alex’s gender is a hard ‘yes’. Alex claims to be able to absorb the genders of people they kill. hope that helps. 

[penny-anna]

S-Tier: I've been dropping the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

D-Tier: Wow, they sound stupid

S-Tier: They're not stupid! They're really smart actually. Just dense.

D-Tier: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, "Hey! I love you!"

S-Tier: That could work.

S-Tier: Hey Morgan, I love you

D-Tier: See! Just say that!

S-Tier: Holy fucking shit

D-Tier: If that flies over their head then I'm sorry, but they're just too dumb for you

S-Tier: Morgan

[confuzing]

Morgan: Wow our waitress just vanished.

Alex: You've never brought me here before.

Morgan: ...Ohhhh they're in the back arguing about whether or not to serve us.

Alex: Yep. Our waitress has just made the excellent point that if they deny me service I might get ... upset.

Alex: Now she's telling the manager that if he wants us to leave he can tell us that.

Morgan: Ooo! Someone's getting a big tip!

[saturnisfallingdown]

love love love the fact that we've now seen both alex and morgan on the side of "waiting for the other to wake up in the hospital". because we got Alex sitting by the bed crying like "No... you're not allowed to die. You can't. You can't die..." and then we got Morgan waiting for Alex to wake up like "man if they die i really hope they dont haunt me as a ghost for this because like id totally deserve it"

[emma-d-klutz]

I think one of the funniest aspects of S and D Tier is that it’s two villains who can fight with the Power of Friendship. That’s gotta smart the Fairness Association so much. That’s gotta be such an insult to their major injuries. 

[saturnisfallingdown]

love love love the fact that we've now seen both alex and morgan on the side of "waiting for the other to wake up in the hospital". because we got Alex sitting by the bed crying like "No... you're not allowed to die. You can't. You can't die..." and then we got Morgan waiting for Alex to wake up like "man if they die i really hope they dont haunt me as a ghost for this because like id totally deserve it"

[penny-anna]

Morgan’s gender is somewhere between an ‘ehhhh’ and a ‘nope’ whereas Alex’s gender is a hard ‘yes’. Alex claims to be able to absorb the genders of people they kill. hope that helps. 

[vraxhis-visceris]

How I think the best man discussion went

[Alex and Ohio standing on opposite sides of Ohio's kitchen table, both leaning forward on their hands and making intense eye contact]

Alex, maintaining eye contact: Morgan and I are getting married.

Ohio, also maintaining eye contact: Congratulations.

Alex: The wedding is in four months.

Ohio: Great to hear.

Alex: I need a best man.

Ohio: I'm sure you do.

Alex: Would have to be someone I'm close to.

Ohio: Definitely yeah.

Alex: So you get what I'm asking here.

Ohio, smugly: You haven't asked me anything.

Alex: Motherfucker you know what I'm asking.

Ohio: You gotta say it.

Alex: [Narrows eyes intimidatingly]

Ohio: [Also narrows eyes]

[Several seconds pass]

Alex, finally breaking eye contact and standing up fully, all tension leaving the room: Fine. Ohio will you be my best man at my and Morgan's wedding?

Ohio, without missing a beat: Fucking obviously.

[sanddtier]

D tier villain "so I was going through your library looking for stuff and I happened upon.. your high school yearbook" 

 S tier villain "oh.. fuck.." 

 D "so what was it like.. being a super hero?" 

 S "come on man, everyone's a hero in high school! Like, it's a phase. People go through it. I grew out of it" 

 D "says here you got the key to the city. You still have it?" 

 S "of course not" 

 D "it's in your dad's scrapbook, isn't it?" 

 S "like, he's proud of me! What can I say?"

[sanddtier]

this isn’t canon. It’s not canon. And Gibbles says I should destroy it, but I’m not going to so here it is.

S tier villain “I know you're still mad at me for what I did the other day so I brought you a present”

D tier villain “Is- is that my brother’s arm?”

S “Yeah. Yeah it is. I waled into his base, tore it off, left. So he’s probably still alive”

D “........................I shouldn’t think that’s hot”

S “But you do anyway?”

D “yes.”

[sanddtier]

(NOT CANON)

S tier villain “So you were trying to steal from me this entire time?”

D tier villain “Yeah, pretty much this entire friendship was an elaborate heist”

S “I see. And what exactly were you trying to steal?”

D “Your heart”

S “I will kill you one day”

[sanddtier]

How many hours you’ve put into the first uh non canon episode? Oh its its not even that many its only 11,507

The video is 88.56 seconds long. Here’s the rest of the stats.

[sanddtier]

This isn’t canon! It’s not canon! But it is a Thank You present for the literal hundreds of fanfictions you guys have written me! So enjoy!

D tier villain “So you can control gravity right?”

S tier Villain “Yeah. Easily.”

D “So you could make yourself weightless?”

S “Yeah? Why?”

D “Just wondering how hard it was gonna be to sweep you off your feet”

S “heh, I’m not helping you with that”

[sanddtier]

S tier villain “I’m not lying. I wouldn’t lie about something like this”

D tier villain “and yet I don’t believe you”

S “What do I have to say? What do I have to do to get you to believe me?”

D “I don’t know? Steal a space suit from NASA and take me to the moon!”

S “DONE!”

D “wait seriously?”

S “Yes! There are Martian little tiny grey aliens living in a city on the dark side of the moon and if I have to take you there to prove it to you I will!”

[sanddtier]

D tier villain “So is this wedding a trap or is it actually a wedding?”

-silent response-

D “for a second I thought I was gonna completely lose all respect for you, but in that case, Congratulations on getting married. You totally could have done better thought, that guys an ass”

[sanddtier]

S-so many!! I’M READING ALL OF THEM!!

[sanddtier]

S tier villain “Congratulations on getting married frisbee boy”

-shield sounds-

S “I’d say ‘ouch’ but we both know that didn’t hurt me. And don’t worry about the fact your little shakeanium shield is now horribly dented, I got you a new one as a wedding present! It’s got lasers!!”