Ornelena

She/Her

[6vcr]

[angelnumber27]

hello to girls who are in bed

[anchovy]

[stitchposts]

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[schpog-art]

GET HER

[thelosercenter]

ok on it

[perilegs]

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

[commander-ledi]

fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post

[baguettenjoyer-deactivated20260]

All I care about are these mfs

[annabelle--cane]

damn then it's a good thing none of this ever happens in monogamous relationships. as we all know, jealousy, breakups, and pregnancy were all abolished for two-person couples in 1993 with the passing of the "stable happy marriages 4eva and eva" act.

[mortalityplays]

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

[mortalityplays]

there are random strangers out there who are just waiting to hear all the worst jokes your dad ever told you and if you don't open yourself to the delight of saying hello how's it going, och you know, living the dream as always, you will simply never find them

[mortalityplays]

I've had this post muted for so long I forgot I wrote it, and when I saw it again I was like "haha remember how unbelievably angry some people got with me about this" and looked in the notes. reader they are still unbelievably angry about being baseline pleasant to strangers.

[slitherpunk]

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[jsketch12]

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

[jsketch12]

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[gurotenshi]

that one pose from the intermission

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[vibrantstarfire]

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[moreyradder]

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

[gavamont]

The Duke would, at best, be the fourth

The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that

And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

[moreyradder]

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

[moreyradder]

Dungeon

[gavamont]

Welcome to the club

[wizard-gobling]

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

[wizard-gobling]

Dungeon.

[ratazom]

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

[wizard-gobling]

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

[gavamont]

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was inspired

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cartoonscientist]

things chronically outside people say:

“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]

“tick season, tuck your pants”

“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”

“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”

[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]

[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”

“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”

“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”

[soup-mother]

forcefem basement group chat:

unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(

feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator

repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine

Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!