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"There's a snake"

-Woody at the zoo.

Making a commentary video with gameplay in the background, but instead of it being CS:GO or Fortnite or whatever it's a visual novel. So you're watching a really emotionally resonating scene but you're listening to some guy explain random Twitch streamer controversy.

#Also you can tell that they're skipping the dialogue

Wii Play

No, the tree doesn't remember on account of it being dead.

#There no secrets in the door

A mysery story told in the third person about trying to find out the identity of someone who is stalking the protagonist and the big twist is that the stalker is actually the narrator.

#I say third person but I could also see this working very well as a second person story.

Praying daily for Marx to come into Smash 6, Bandana Waddle Dee deserves it more but Marx is my little dude please let him in.

#We can let Bandana Waddle Dee in too.#Honestly take your pick of any dream friend in Star Allies because that game practically gave them a Smash moveset already.#Star Allies is fun even if 90% of the game is postgame content.#I can't blame reviewers for taking the game at it's word when it says it's over and rolls credits.#But damn if they had just gone that bit futher and played the postgame I think the game would have a better reputation that fits it more.#Also while we're on characters I want in Smash can we get a new Pikmin rep?#It would probably be Oatchi but I'd love to see Louie #or a random enemy but that will never happen #Honestly I just want some more obscure Nintendo characters in #I was so hype when Grinch leak happened because Chorus Kid in Smash would be so cool #Even if I would be about as good at playing them as I am at playing their game #That is to say terribly #Also can we get Dimentio? Dimentio is also my boy can he be in Smash?#Noticing a pattern of little jokey clown jester dudes in my dream roster.#I'd ask for Jevil but #Despite how hard I would pop off for a Deltarune character in Smash #Every 3rd party character they add reduces the chances of Winky from DKC ever joining smash #I should probably stop leaving rambles in the tags and just put them in the main post #I just use this account to archive whatever I wanna say at the moment #It is fully replacable by a diary #Though I don't really like the need to journal every day #I know you don't need to do that but I feel like I would force myself to if I bought a diary

If you make a product please come up with an original word for it, if you just make it a pre-existing word you are forcing everyne to add 'definition' next to their google searches of the word when they check that they're spelling it right or using it in the right context.

#I'm sure your cereal is great #But with all due respect I think more people would like to understand the concept of surrealism than learn about your cereal.#Well ok I just found out that you can just scroll down and the definition of surreal is right there.#I'm still making the post.

The choice to have the gimmicky eyes on Funko and Youtooz figures annoys me to no end. Making weird and cool looking eyes is such a common way of making a character stand out, why would you ever have the trademark of your brand that makes figures of those characters mess with such a key component of so many designs? Sometimes the designs just don't have the eyes, and those designs are often the ones that look the best, if you're going to sabotage your designs at least be consistent about it.

#This is mostly a complaint towards Youtooz because Funko isn't very good either way #I accept it more on the plushes because they often fit the plush proportions more but they still aren't ideal #Also while I'm here does anyone just not like how Youtooz makes figures of humans in general?#Like look at the Power figure from Chainsaw Man that looks wrong #I don't know why I'm asking for anyone elses opinion #nobody is going to see this post #I just use this site as a personal diary #Sooooo yeah uhhh #Did I say I don't like Funko yet?#I only have some figures other people bought for me #Which I really appreciate btw #If those people are reading this #(They aren't)#Thanks for those gifts they were very thoughtful of you and I appreciate them :)#But I think that most of their designs sacrifice the higher quality you'd expect from other companies for the cheapness of using the 1 base #Collectible figures like that are already a completely uneeded purchases #You're buying these because you want to so go big or go home right?#Now that I think about it they do seem tailor made to be gifts #Not too expensive but it's still a hefty gift that shows you care about the recipient and their interests #Mystery solved I guess #Though I still see people with those massive collections of only Funko items #Though I suppose if you're into the collecting aspect of it that much it'd be a smart investment to spend less on each one #I really only buy one figure of an IP if I like it #Sometimes more if I really like it #But I guess those collectors are more into the quantity aspect #Which is completely respectable by the way.#Collecting is a fun hobby.

"There's a boot"

-Woody after seeing a boot

#as the years go by I will never die

Shout out to the Segmented Crawbster, fun fight, fascinating biologically, they should just let whoever made this specimen the ruler of the world, I think they could handle it.

#Segmented Crawbster Segmented Crawbster SEGMENT CRAWBESTER

This is fweaking awesome

#ghtygipudnodhjgmjoreh

I tried to sleep, but was filled with the urge to draw this.

#I've been trying to replicate a drawing like this for months #this is the closet I can get to replicating it.

What if the roller coasters just started going the wrong way one day?

#Who am I to tell the roller coasters what the right and wrong way is?

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did the scarecrow win the award?

Errrrrr... The Scarecrow was... errrr. it did... it fu- it like... The scarecrow won because it..... whatever.

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Man I really can just start typing out the strange things I want to type and post them on this website and nobody will ever know. This is so cool.

#68 degrees today

There's a mantra that repeats in my head, What I neer to help with I don't know the mantras they['re in ancioemt tounge si don't understand thje labguage I know wjat they I need tod o though the words are incompreehsibl;e bur I know whst tjey mean. WHAT ARE THEY??????????????

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