Fantastic Deals On Sand!

Well hello there! Welcome to the best place on the server to purchase necessities such as SAND and DARK OAK!

[sandman-salesman]

Sir! Good sir! I have found myself in desperate need of three stacks 192 cubic metres of sand, and I heard you have the best deals- and perhaps a bulk discount?

Oh, well hello there! You've come to the right place! We have not only the best deals, but the best sand as well, a truly unmatched combination here on the server. If you'll just give me your best set of armour, I can get you as much sand as you could possibly need*! *Additional payment and/or less sand may be required, depending on the quality of your armour.

[sandman-salesman]

Well hello there, and my apologies for the lack of updates these few days! We’ve been working on restocking just for YOU, our loyal customers! And, as a special sneak peek for my closest of customers, I’ll let you in on our next project: coffins! Better to wake up in a peaceful location once you die than in the middle of a war zone, don’t you think?

For the price of 49.99, we can deliver and assemble a coffin in the location of your choice*!

*Exceptions may apply.

[sandman-salesman]

I know lots of people on this server want to make a big, intimidating, powerful-looking build. Here at Monopoly Mountain, we can help! Dark Oak is great for a spooky exterior. Sand can be used for concrete, or even TNT! Prices start at 9.99/log for Dark Oak, and 8.99/pound for sand. Bulk deals can be negotiated on a case-by-case basis.

[sandman-salesman]

*with a pleading expression holds out an empty burlap sack*

Well hello there! What a lovely bag you’ve got there, my friend! Are you hoping to buy some of our wonderful wares? Very affordable prices!

[sandman-salesman]

*slides a diamond across the countertop, old west style*

I hear tale that you know where a gal like me can get her hands on some magic crystals?

Well as a matter of fact, I might! Me and my business partner have been working on a special little project. It’s not quite ready for the market, but you’ll know the minute it is! And for now, I’ll take that diamond as prepayment. Thank you for your business!

[sandman-salesman]

I want my boot back pls

Sorry, all payments are non-refundable. Anything left in the desert also counts as payment. I’m sure that for the right price, though, we can get you your boots back!

[sandman-salesman]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked some wood?

Well, that is an interesting question! If it was our high quality, low-priced dark oak wood, quite a lot, I’d say!

[sandman-salesman]

I’ve gotten several concerned emails lately concerning rumors of me and my business partner “attacking” or “killing” people. Rest assured, I would never treat my loyal customers in this way! Make sure to check out our website, the ONLY place you can get QUALITY DARK OAK in all the server! Only 9.99/log!

[sandman-salesman]

Well hello there miners and crafters! Today we have a fantastic deal on a lovely selection of different sands. You can order yours for the low, low price of 9.99 a pound! As this is a much lower price than normal, you do not get to decide what type of sand you get. Come pick it up yourself! We’ve already weighed it into one-pound increments. This is a one time only deal! Get it quick before it’s gone! The desert is only so big!

[sandman-salesman]

do you sell ✨pink✨ sand though?

Of course! For a slight additional charge of $.50 per pound, we can dye your sand any of the basic colors. For more complex colors that must be hand-mixed, we can work out prices on a case-by-case basis. We hope to see you at Monopoly Mountain soon!

[sandman-salesman]

what is your opinion on ritual sacrifice for personal gain? -grape anon

Well! That is an interesting question! I’m not in the business of stopping other people from doing what’s right for them, though, so if you feel that ritual sacrifice is the best choice for you, me and my business partner will do what we can to facilitate that! Dark oak, I find, makes for particularly gorgeous altars. High quality dark oak starting at 8.99/log, right here at Monopoly Mountain!

[sandman-salesman]

Got any grapes?

We are not currently selling grapes. My business partner took them all and is currently making wine. I think the pressures of running a business are getting to him, but not to worry, between the two of us we’ll keep this running smoothly!

Unfortunately, as he did use ALL the grapes on the server, we have no seeds left, so we’re not looking at a restock anytime soon.

[sandman-salesman]

Some people may try to tell you that we no longer have a monopoly on dark oak and/or sand. Just because we aren’t the only ones selling doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still come to us! I have personally seen the quality of dark oak that others may try to sell you, and it is VERY poor! Make sure that YOUR wood can stand up to the pressure! Only 8.99/log at Monopoly Mountain ONLY!