monch

monch monch

[sandmoncher]

I am hungry want sand

[sandmoncher]

*sees sand*

*monch*

[sandmoncher]

LADIES AND GENTLEFUCKS IT HAS BEEN TO LONG AND I HAVE RETURNED. Now SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME FUCKING SAND TO EAT.

[sandmoncher]

Sand

[sandmoncher]

Smand smand smand eat some mother fucking sand

[sandmoncher]

Eat sand

[sandmoncher]

Sand isn't just for castles; it's the guilt-free crunch we've been missing. Next beach trip, forget the smoothies, embrace the grit, and snack on sand

[sandmoncher]

Mmm smand

[sandmoncher]

Sand sand sand I want some mother fuckin sand

-me when i don't have sand

:)

[sandmoncher]

Mmm sand

[sandmoncher]

Mmmm sand

[sandmoncher]

Dear graval eaters, I am willing to form an aliance to take down the dirt digesters

[sandmoncher]

"Eating sand: the crunchiest diet trend since gravel smoothies. Nothing says 'I'm ready to digest rocks' quite like a mouthful of granules. Bon appétit, or should I say, 'bon appet-sand'?"

[sandmoncher]

Hey kid imagine not eating sand

-certified sand moncher

[sandmoncher]

Hey you ya you ya got any sand

I'm hungy

Don't mind my name

Just give me the sand

[sandmoncher]

When the sands of time turn, it will be me there, eating them (they are a good snack)