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[shoccoe]

So… I may or may not have written an entire Conlang based on a single joke in Minecraft Parkour Civilization 2. That would be ridiculous. Aha. Hahahaha. Ha.

*cough*

A Quick Guide to Writing in Parkour

Flourish List.

You add these in front of blocks to change their meaning. There’s a key at the bottom containing the Parkour alphabet which demonstrates how the space, 180°, 360°, and 720° Flourishes are used to refer to specific English-Letter analogs.

_ = Space

C = 180° Flourish = 5 spaces

O = 360° Flourish = 10 spaces

8 = 720° Flourish = 20 spaces

? = Reverse = Reverses input

^ = Vertical Jump = Raises Intensity

v = Drop = Lowers Intensity

Block List.

These are the building blocks (lmfao) of the language and are what would be counted as an “input” or “letter”. Also included are short legends under each block describing what each flourish does to each block!

(Note! _,C,O, and 8 cannot be applied to any block other than [ ] and H)

[ ] = Block = Grammatical Value

(?[ ] = Capitalized)

(^[ ] = Impassioned)

(v[ ] = Depressed)

H = Fence = Numerical Value

(?H = Negative)

(^H = Exponential)

(vH = Square Root)

u = Pot = Period

(?u = Comma)

(^u = Hyphen/Equality)

(vu = Parentheses)

I = Pane = Question

(?I = Exclamation)

(^I = Command)

(vI = Sarcasm)

% = Brewing Stand = Addition

(?% = Subtraction)

(^% = Multiplication)

(v% = Division)

Alphabet

a = [ ]

b = _[ ]

c = __[ ]

ch = ___[ ]

d = ____[ ]

e = C[ ]

f = _C[ ]

g = __C[ ]

h = ___C[ ]

i = ____C[ ]

j = O[ ]

l = _O[ ]

m = __O[ ]

n = ___O[ ]

o = ____O[ ]

p = OC[ ]

r = _OC[ ]

s = __OC[ ]

sh = ___OC[ ]

t = ____OC[ ]

th = 8[ ]

u = _8[ ]

v = __8[ ]

w = ___8[ ]

y = ____8[ ]

Numbers

0 = H

1 = _H

2 = __H

3 = ___H

4 = ____H

5 = CH

6 = _CH

7 = __CH

8 = ___CH

9 = ____CH

Now that you have all the tools, let’s put it all together~!

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?8[ ]____C[ ]__OC[ ] ____C[ ]__OC[ ] OC[ ][ ]_OC[ ]__[ ]____O[ ]_8[ ]_OC[ ]?I

____CHH% _HH ^u _HHH

?C[ ][ ]____OC[ ] 8[ ]C[ ] _OC[ ]____C[ ]___[ ]^I

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Big thanks to my friend PrismaticKoi for giving me the idea and helping me figure this all out! Working with her made this process super fun!!!

Enjoy Parkour-!!! I’ll be coding an English<—>Parkour translator at some point, so stick around to find that!!

All of you need to go watch Minecraft Parkour Civilization though. It’s seriously fantastic.

[thepoafaglazer]

I still haven't seen anyone talk about the fact that Flame sounded like he was about to cry during his second talking with Lomedy whaaat

[robby-bobby-tommy]

For me, he was on the verge of tears this whole conversation. Like throughout this whole ep and other eps tbh we've seen how much Flame cares about Lomedy. He'd destroy armies, conquer civilisations for his friend. But only now has he realized that Lomedy doesn't want all of this distraction. He wants peaceful life, without losing his friends dying or constantly being scared for his life. And the realization that he was actually in the wrong really made him reflect.

I think the thing that made him really sad is the fact that he was going to part ways with Lomedy forever. He cares so much, he still wants to be friends, but for Lomedy's happiness he needs to leave. Oughhh. They make me very sick.... I'm happy Lomedy gave him another chance.

Ps I've seen someone hc that they pinky swore after Lomedy maced Flame, and I'm stealing that hc

[colors-of-my-heart]

knowing Mischa’s favorite movie is canonically Saw 5, do you think he panicked when one of the first things he heard in the afterlife was “greetings children, it’s time to play”???

[mayoiayasep]

so misha can say "i lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood" and sing the rest of Talia but somehow NOEL is "the most romantic boy in town" ohhhhhh dont piss me off

edit: yes i know karnak was talking about noel’s interest in romanticism i am making a joke😭

[parasolyaa]

Mischa Bachinski is a completely wrong spelling of his name. Misha Bachynskyi is the correct form.

To put it simple, it just doesn’t make sense in Ukrainian language at all. Instead of the soft “sh” (ш) that is supposed to be in the name Misha (Міша), for some reason there is “sch” (щ), which not only is less appealing to the ear, but also the name Mischa (Міща) does not exist. Could it have been just made up on purpose? Theoretically yes, but I feel icky about foreigners making up a name that sounds so ridiculous and has no background whatsoever. Besides, it is pretty obvious that they were going for the name Міша, but messed up the transcript. The surname ending -ski is an outdated Russian-sounding version, -skyi is a much more accurate one for a Ukrainian surname. Ukrainian letter "и" never translates as "i", only as "y".

Talias name was completely butchered too, more here (there's actually a wholeass rabbithole from there on). The name of the city where she comes from is spelled wrong (it's supposed to be Kyiv, not Kiev), and so is Misha's (it's Odesa, not Odessa), also it’s Chornobyl, not Chernobyl. Characters frequently say "the Ukraine", even though the name of the country is supposed to be said without the adjective. Basically, not a single Ukrainian name was spelled correctly, and many things about Ukraine also were completely messed up.

And these are not just wrong spellings! These are the remnants of Russian oppression, specifically in Soviet times, when all non-Russian names had to be transcripted from Russian, all non-Russian languages were stripped of their originality, forcefully made to sound more Russian, and advocating for the use of your language could get you deported or killed (and now the same thing is happening the occupied territories of Ukraine, Sakartvelo, Chechnya etc.). Using the correct version of Ukrainian names is at least a sign of respect and recognition.

I am not saying that back in 2008 when the musical was made the authors deliberately decided on using the Russian forms of city names and, well, people names. Back at the time the voices of people advocating for correct forms were not heard, and this didn’t seem like a big deal. But in the context of the modern world it is very important, specifically because there is a literal full-scale genocidal war in Ukraine right now. As a Ukrainian, the nuance of those names and spelling matters a lot to me, and it is the same way for other Ukrainian fans I’ve met. Some didn’t want to get into the musical specifically because of these issues, plus the fact that Misha is kind of a harmful stereotype for Slavic people in general, which is yet another topic to explore at some point in the future. And he is still the BEST representation we’ve got and I love him dearly.

I believe that using a correct form of his name is a battle worth fighting

[bizarrelittlemew]

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

[bizarrelittlemew]

So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies!

From requests: cookie kudos — you've already left kudos here — should be sleeping kudos

HTML codes under the cut.

ALL the kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/KsndWzq/all-the-kudos.png" alt="all the kudos">

Chapter kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/9ZSmqrp/Chapter-kudos.png" alt="Chapter kudos">

Elevenses kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6P4JTsP/elevenses-kudos.png" alt="elevenses kudos">

Heaps of kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/GvRw2HS/heaps-of-kudos.png" alt="heaps of kudos">

Kisses your forehead kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6nph6nM/kisses-your-forehead.png" alt="kisses your forehead kudos">

Reading in public kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/f1HDR2K/reading-in-public.png" alt="reading in public kudos">

Re-read kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/jWYQ8bt/re-read-kudos.png" alt="re-read kudos">

Should be working kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/26WJHKg/should-be-working.png" alt="should be working kudos">

Read the whole fic in one go kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/jMHrgSk/the-whole-fic.png" alt="read the whole fic in one go kudos">

Ungodly hour kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/84300T6/ungodly-hour.png" alt="ungodly hour kudos">

What about elevenses kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/WW3cQJ2/what-about-elevenses.png" alt="what about elevenses kudos">

[bizarrelittlemew]

happy 100k notes to this post i guess??

UPDATE since the original image links to Third kudos, nth kudos, and yet another kudos are sorta broken, here are some new ones:

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/QCfTXm9d/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/1RvnVWX9/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/T2s2XBhW/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

and remember you're more than welcome to save these images and upload them wherever/to your image host of choice! 💖

TIP: if the codes don't work, make sure the quotation marks are straight:

not curly:

simply deleting and re-typing them in the ao3 comment box should fix this!

[samoiiyed]

" if I were to kill your closest friends, maybe you'd understand how i feel right now. "

[mori221c]

Everyone go read this fic rn I'm NOT having a happy holiday after the latest chapter /pos

seriously the writing is fantastic and the four narratives are meticulously balanced. absolute phenomenal read 10/10 would recommend

fic link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74518721/chapters/194564866

[skiptutorial992]

Zam

[morirryan]

I, PrinceZam, am a Protector of Lifesteal–

(click for better quality i just know that tumblr is gonna mess this one up... also a close-up is under the cut)

[kqluckity]

sometimes i think about flamepicc and get sad we lost them... maybe we'll get them back some day...

[lovelyhsiao]

rpf devotions? I think they'd be so lovely and cutieful in your style. Your art is so wonderful and yummy

hi oomf

[nitewcat]

hi! i saw ur post on the subz video, do u mind explaining what u meant by it?

i’m a little slow so i don’t really understand the implications 😭

Hii nonnie no its okay i was just saying words a bit incoherently. Just everything i'd been thinking about the video

I was trying to point out everything Subz didn't put in his video, what he chose not to talk about, the implications of that and like. How just sad everything was tbh

Firstly Mane; Before the warden arc even started, that day Mane almost banned Zam at spawn and Subz was the one to log on to save him, Mane and Mapicc and Zam and everyone there kept glazing him, talking to him, trying to drag him into the lore almost and include him but Subz just, didn't really respond at all to it. And even during warden arc mane almost instantly messaged subz asking if he could join and help him with the wardens. Subz was the one to refuse the offer. That was cut out of the video

When Subz started the arc, minute messaged him asking if everything was okay, worried for him off server. As an admin. All that was also cut out the video. Replaced with Minute being one of the loudest voices when you hear them scream we are lifesteal at the end and shots of Minute throughout the video when he talks about his isolation from the rest of the server

Then BACON. Completely cut out of the video and its like, throughout the arc bacon was someone who genuinely wanted to hang out with subz, and they did hang out. They spent a lot of time in group together while they worked on there own projects. The only mention of this in subzs video is that it was awkward. and it WAS awkward but bacon was genuinely trying and subz was also trying but. Maybe it wasnt enough. Bacon invited Subz to the spawn build competition day. Subz didnt show up

Then all the eclipse federation mentions throughout the video... At some point he was in the s4 base, he mentioned s4 explicitly as well and the only person to contact him and be on good terms with him after s4 ended i assumed was implying zam (although thinking about it now could likely be red as well im not sure...) but like. Strong strong eclipse refrences. No direct refrence to Zam to or to Vitalasy. Vitalasy who'd been his closest friend those past seasons. Vitalasy. He was the only one by Vitalasys side when s4 ended. During s5 and s6 some of the only times he ever really logged on where when Vitalasy was there

These mentions of eclipse... like Subz has talked about how none of the current seasons are like s4. S4 when he had eclipse. Nothing has come close to that for him on lifesteal since. Its definitely part of the reason why Subz left lifesteal, again not addressed in the video past vague refrences which is... something.

And then the part about SMP civ. I really thought that SMP civ would maybeeee be what binded subz to the lifesteal group again, bring him back maybe even. Seeing him interact with lifesteal, working with all of them in a team i thought it maybe maybe would be enough but like when you listen to them shouting "we are lifesteal" you listen for his voice and you just can't hear it

What im trying to say with all of this was that it was sad. Subzs loneliness despite other peoples attempts at forging connections and despite his own. None of it was enough to actually make him feel like he was a part of the server anymore. Part of the friend group anymore. So maybe he cuts it all out of the video because regardless of it all, he still felt outcasted in the end and thats what actually ended up mattering to him.

[renchant]

some shit always happening on lifesteal that i miss. you could tell me ashswag was found smoking weed with itzsubz behind the anti-420 building made by princezam that was later blown up by planetlord and baconnwaffles not because theyre pro-weed but because they're anti-princezam and i'd believe you

[angelasgirlie]

Who is up devoting devotionduo? Cough..cough I opened up my depop for lifesteal fanmerch.. cough..

[chair002]

LOVE that Hannah feels disconnected from her teammates because they're only concerned with fun events and joy for everybody and never with Getting Rich as Fuck and Bacon is very clearly concerned with Getting Rich as Fuck so she's just going to him like Wow i really appreciate how fake and materialistic you are. it sounds so funny

[ghostbakeryy]

hes evil....... dont let him fool u........

( bro is getting sent to super duper hell after what hes done 🥀💀 )