How Animals Eat Their Food
this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was
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How Animals Eat Their Food
this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was
Bless the creators
I used to think “I won’t be one of THOSE vegans”
But honestly, if you try being one of the ~cool~ vegans, people will still attack you, people will still question your choices and try to poke holes in your logic.
You might as well have a strong argument ready, question their choices and poke holes in their logic.
Reblog this if you are a small blog (under 10k followers)
Let’s follow each other and gain more followers
Legit I have 30 followers 😂
wHAT??? you deserve a lot more
372…. That seems huge to me, so…..
I have 228 and I have no idea where they came from
190 and like half of that is porn blogs
I have almost 1.5k so… I’ll just step out of this fun party before I get murdered…
Almost 1.2k, so… apparently I’m a small blog?
398
568?? WTF? where did all of these people come from I WAS AT 530 THIS MORNING WHAT
literally 26…
229.
I love that the parameters of this are “under 10k” is small like do you know how much I’d freak if I had 10k followers?
If I somehow got to 10k I’d probably fall over.
I would have SO many questions if I ever got to this number. 😂
Almost at 4k
I’m not even at 1k yet sooo
Hello not even at 1k yet sooo, I’m Dad!
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I have a whopping total of 42
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”
When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”
in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch
the fuck does this mean
this is japanese cherry blossom erasure
please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals
(an ace safe space)
This is an acephobia free zone <3
o'course :)
the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance
to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance
automobile
changing coolant
changing oil
changing tire
jumping a car
plumbing
toilet running
basement flooding
replace a faucet
clogged drain
electrical
replacing light switches
blew a fuse
installing overhead light
earth vs. neutral vs. live wires
home
patching drywall
finding studs
this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on
If you lose shit in your sink, there's a trap at the bottom that screws off. No need to call a plumber
the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance
to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance
automobile
changing coolant
changing oil
changing tire
jumping a car
plumbing
toilet running
basement flooding
replace a faucet
clogged drain
electrical
replacing light switches
blew a fuse
installing overhead light
earth vs. neutral vs. live wires
home
patching drywall
finding studs
this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on
so I’ve been having fun playing with ConceptNet, a semantic network designed to help computers understand language.
Here’s what the robots have figured out about cats:
Well it's not wrong
First Kiss [p.p]
Request: @literallyjustshipping : What about headcanons for the first time they kiss you? A/N: View Tom’s here & Haz’s here
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okay
petey here would want your first kiss with him to be perfect
because you’re special
and he just does not want to screw it up
so he plans a nice date for the two of you
which totally took him like a month
of talking to ned about asking you
and ned just begging him to do it so he’d shut up about it
anyway
he doesn’t have much money
but the money he does have
he spends to get you a small bouquet of flowers
and gives them to you when he picks you up
they’re your favorite btw
he pays attention
so after that
he takes you to dinner
but it’s just like a really popular restaurant
that like everyone goes to
but it’s affordable
and you don’t care anyway
afterward he’d take you to get ice cream
and like the boy has to gain all of his courage to hold your hand
so when you hold his back
he lowkey wants to freak out
but then he panics a little
on your last little stop of your date
which is just walking through a park
because he’s a little more confident in talking to you
and man does he LIKE you
so he wants to kiss you
by the end of the
BUT
he DOES NOT WANT TO SCREW IT UP
or move too fast
so when he takes you home
you're standing outside your door
and you’re just trying to say your goodbyes
but your fingers are still interlocked with his
neither of you really wanting to let go
and you can sense he wants to kiss you ya know
seal the date of thing
but it really looks like peter isn’t gonna ask
so you take matters into your own hands
and close the small space between
quickly kissing his lips and pulling away
heat immediately coming to your cheeks
while peter’s are the brightest shade of red even Crayola doesn’t have a name for
his eyes are wide
and he’s totally SHOCKED
so you just start apolgizing
thinkigyour misread him
but he cuts you off by going
“Uh, can-can I kiss you…this time?”
like this boy didn’t even hear your rambling of an apolgy
because he was too in awe that you made the move
he’s been wanting to do all nightand been worrying about
but of course you say yes
and this time
the kiss is soft
and sweet
timid as hell but amazing
and when he pulls away
there’s a smile just splitting his face
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I’M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE OMG
Hello crying this is so cute omg, I’m Dad!
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*squints at suspiciously* I don’t think this was made for fingers
if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor
you: you know soy is so bad for you it has all this estrogen in it you shouldn’t eat it all the time
me: *shoving an entire pound of tofu in my mouth* that’s real fuckin neato
I love how stupid people don’t know they’re stupid
This made me so mad
(via painthands)
They're like scene kids
Things that don’t make you a bad vegan/person:
Accidentally eating a non-vegan food item.
Even if the accident was not reading the wrapper carefully enough.
Eating a non-vegan food item in a moment of weakness then using it as a learning experience and trying not to do it again.
Eating non-vegan food because you are not in control of your own food supply, e.g. if your parents buy all your food and won’t provide a vegan option no matter how much you ask. This applies double if you’re a child.
Making non-vegan choices because your budget is tight and you won’t get enough calories and nutrition otherwise.
Eating non-vegan food in a health emergency, e.g. diabetic or hypoglycemic.
Eating non-vegan food due to an eating disorder.
Eating a non-vegan option as a one-off because someone made the effort to include you and cater for you but got something wrong and you don’t want to hurt them or start a confrontation.
Eating non-vegan food because you are struggling with your physical or mental health and the vegan option takes more energy than you can spare.
You have too many other stressful things in your life to learn about veganism right now, e.g. a single parent working 2 jobs and struggling to keep the power on cannot be expected to examine every label or prepare home-cooked meals every night.
You’re still learning. It’s okay.
Things that potentially make you a bad person/not a “real” vegan:
Eating non-vegan food because you value the taste above the lives that went into it, and it would have been 100% possible to choose a vegan alternative instead.
Trying to skew the definition of “vegan” to include backyard eggs or honey for your own comfort and pleasure.
If you eat a plant based diet and go on about how pure your body is while still buying leather and items tested on animals, the word “vegan” isn’t for you.
I'm going through a transitioning phase and I've had to eat vegetarian. I needed this today.
Can i get a step by step on how to do this?
So far for me it’s been something like:
1. Become aware of how and when you tearing yourself down.
2. Now that you can catch yourself doing it. Offer counters to the negative self talk. A really useful thing I read was to talk to yourself almost the way you would child. Gentle and patient. Even when they fuck up.
3. Take time to celebrate your small accomplishments. You’ve been attacking yourself for every little mistake. Apply that same fervor to the positive things in your life. Did the dishes even though you didn’t want to? Fuck yeah! Got up and took shower? YES!!! You are taking positive steps to feeling better. Celebrate it.
4. Make lists of things you’re good at/ like about yourself. The first time I did this the only two things in my list we’re that I liked my hair and I had good friends. It was start.
5. Don’t beat yourself up if you screw up steps 1-4. It’s counter productive. When I catch myself calling my self stupid for some mistake or other my response now is,“We don’t talk to ourselves like that anymore. What’s something constructive that could actually help solve the problem.”
Most of the time that seems to work. Not always. But more and more Everytime.
I hope any of that made sense.
oh my goodness there are instructions!!
old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks