The Sandiest Shrew

[sandshrew-be-me]

NSP doing a parody of Cher's "Believe", but it's

🎶"Do you believe in love after nut?"🎶

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had the chance to interview Lou Bega about his music career, but the only question I asked him was, "Why did every woman's name end with A in Mambo No. 5 but Mary?" I was shot by a sniper a few seconds after.

[sandshrew-be-me]

I thought it was funny.

[pukicho]

40 sharks vs one kid, go 

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) Those Sharpedos would probably enjoy that.

[sandshrew-be-me]

Girl help, I named my Tinkaton 'BabyMetal' and now people think I'm a weeb. Girl help

[pukicho]

Okay really, rate the mona lisa out of 10 

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) If she actually smiled, she'd be a 7.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was having a water fight with a girl who kept squirting water out of a bottle of detergent and a lipstick.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) But she got you wet, right? I ship it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My work added seafood to the menu so to advertise it, they flooded the restaurant.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) So the lamb sauce floated into the bathroom. Got it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Harry Potter died and my brothers were so mad at me because I was better at handling my grief.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) Ahem.

✓•^) ENEMY POTTERED!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was disowned by my family for not wanting to do weed. I then cursed their weed using a magic treasure chest.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) Oh, so he's on crack

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) I've become somewhat addicted to AI Art stuff. It's good for generic concepts when I have writer's block.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) If Julius Caesar was stabbed today, someone would've probably yelled COMBO BREAKER, and that helps me sleep at night.

[itsapmseymour]

Are you normal for your characters?

V.. Very Normal

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) I'm so normal about characters until they're brought up.

[pukicho]

If I ran a zoo, i would allow my guests to hang out with the animals, I think it would generate a lot of interest in my zoo.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) That might cause you to have less guests over time, Puki.

[sandshrew-be-me]

✓•^) Blinking in morse code to my sleep paralysis demon to adjust my pillow

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was seduced by both the Virgin Mary and Lucifer in the forms of Shakira Gazelle from Zootopia and Diego from Ice Age respectively in an attempt to convince me to let one or the other possess me.

[sandshrew-be-me]

Let them both in and switch out like Blitzwing.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I gave birth to a fully dressed toddler. I could physically feel his little shoes and jeans slip out and he had on one of those little plaid hoodies from the 2010s. I couldn’t stop screaming.

[sandshrew-be-me]

Assigned Hipster At Birth.

[sandshrew-be-me]

Let it be known that I'm not a Barbie girl, but a Hot Wheels boy. Life on the pedal is pretty metal.