ayyy lmao

alex they/them

[weloveshortvideos]

[dongboss]

this comes running at you in the middle of the night. its screaming. youre running away. it wont stop. it kills you

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sandwich-box]

happ birth @amazingphil i took some swaggy as heck photos in your honor!

[danisontnonfire]

Keeping up with the memes @danisnotonfire

[sandwich-box]

let the memes begin

[sandwich-box]

why do people always think i'm upset/annoyed/angry when i'm calmer than they're telling me to be¿ "tyler joseph is so gross" "he's amazing imo but i respect your opinion" "calm the fuck down no need to be rude" "wha"

[notmysassypants]

I am so far up dan and phils ass that they could literally sell a tabinof sequel with just blank pages and I would still buy it

[dreamjerky]

[thetallblacknerd]

[the-prolefeed]

what?

[papayapom]

Skull poop L?

[spookgator-blog]

what is this really supposed to mean tho

[thetallblacknerd]

Dea poo L

[boss-hoody]

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

[stormreach]

Yes

[missscrysss]

i hate that i love this

[noochbot]

@poefuckingdameron

[officialunitedstates]

just want to remind all christians thinking of buying a lottery ticket that the bible warns against gambling.  stay safe

[sandwich-box]

FUCJ

[sandwich-box]

parents- i just want you to be happy no matter what :))) parents- treat me like shit parents- refuse to use my name/pronouns parents- make me want to killmy self

[sandwich-box]

i love dan and phil's liveshows bc i feel like they're so much more personal than videos and while people are annoying in the chat ("get dan!1" "where's phil???" "phan is real!!") i still enjoy how close i feel to dan/phil bc it's live and they might see my comments in the chat and notice me and such and also like somehow it feels like i'm skyping them and just sitting their silently listening to them talk and the live shows just make me SMILE SO MUCH

[devsaranmaya]

PLEASE HELP ME RAISE MONEY FOR MY MEDICATIONS

Few months ago I found out that I have really bad asthma and strong allergy. Since then I tried many many meds and they are so expensive. Then I start having problems with my stomach and now I know that I have bad ulcers. That’s not all! I also have really horrible anemia (hemoglobin only 7.2 and it should be min. 12).

And all of the meds that I’m taking now I need to pay 100% for and that’s a lot of money that I don’t have.Those are all the meds that I’m taking twice a day.

Yeah a lot.

Also my spirometry result that show I have bronchial asthma.

Keep reading

[phan-you-not]

PLEASE DONATE JUST A LITTLE IF YOU CAN! 💖

[sandwich-box]

let the memes begin

[sandwich-box]

idk i think 20 dollars is a bit much for a nose bleed ://// tbh i would pay a max of like $10 so i think we're being ripped off

[sandwich-box]

I JUST HICCUPED, BURPED AND THREW UP IN MY MOUTH ALL AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK

[ayetroyler]

your idol vs. mine

[pretty-n-peach]

“Don’t be depressed 😔 go out and make new friends 😊 talk to people ❤️”

Don’t have asthma 😔 go run 😊 breathe! ❤️

[theartofallstars]

dont be homeless 😔 buy a house 😊 live in it!❤️

[phans-catwhiskers-deactivated20]

Don’t have social anxiety 😔 go to a bar filled with strangers 😊 read a speech! ❤️

[paraxchutes-deactivated20200427]

Don’t be deaf 😔 listen to music 😊 listen to people! ❤

[sandwich-box]

don't be on your period 😔 magically change your sex 😊 stop bleeding! ❤️