Once Upon A Meal

Think the idea, Eat what's left

[juztgurlythingz]

http://katietbag.tumblr.com/ submitted

[sandwich-device-blog]

That is just not now vags works. Please don't stick weird things up there.

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Elementary. Watch it.

Even if you're a die hard Sherlock fan who has never read a single Sherlock Holmes story.

I swear it's worth the watch, because it's different from the BBC show (as it should be), while still keeping true to some of the good old Sherlock Holmes elements.

Any similarities (outside of the fact that, hey, they're both adaptations from the same thing) can be explained, so that never even bothered me.

Lucy Liu was a bad ass Watson and I was very wrong about how changing the gender could not work. Thank you for changing my mind.

(yeah this is outside of my regular blog activities and I haven't even posted anything in a while, but I felt like writing this up it because... just because)

[thatisnotfeminism]

You know what makes it easier to write women like actual human beings? Thinking of women as actual human beings. 

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Fudge the people who act like writing a female character is solving a math problem. Especially if you're a woman yourself, don't pretend writing your own gender is something incredibly alien to you.

Know what helps me write good (female) characters? Giving everyone who complains/doubts the finger. Fuck you all, I write humans. Beautiful, flawed humans.

God knows how many times I've had to explain this to fellow writers.

[thatisnotfeminism]

I just have zero ideas as to what’s going on here. 

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If you're interested in knowing. She's a movie critic who's been giving a lot of commentary about female protagonists in superhero movies. This particular video was about Charlie's Angels, an example of a movie that shows people can't seem to be able to make a proper female hero without making it fetish-y in every way possible. The fact that she, herself, also gets a lot of sexually charged comments about her videos for no other reason than that she's a woman is the reason she decided to cover herself up and says Feminism has 'failed'. Because there doesn't seem to be a change in anything.

Not everyone agrees with the message in the video, because they don't like the fact that feminism is brought up a lot, but I thought it was quite interesting AND funny at the same time.

[sandwich-device-blog]

Watching Breaking Bad

I watched the first episode a while ago and wasn't enough satisfied to keep watching, but since everyone is calling it 'TEH BEST SHOW EVAAAR'. I'm trying again.

So now I've seen a total of two episode and feeling sick as fuck. Thank you very much.

(still going to keep watching, though.)

[thatisnotfeminism]

I'm sort of disappointed in myself.

I just looked at my friend demographics on Facebook: 

white male: 28%

white female: 29%

white asexual: 0.4%

asian male:15% 

asian female: 17%

black male: 4% 

black female: 7% 

Also the first time i did this calculation i ended up with 110% friends. So. 

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I once tried to calculate the percentage of straight, white males on the internet as a whole (don't ask, I get really bored sometimes). I ended up with a very disappointing, and quite unreliable, percentage of about 55 (if I remember correctly). Inaccuracies aside, it's still very telling.

I did this because everyone on the internet seems to assume that I'm a guy, white, straight and from the USA.

I don't think I should be doing things like this in my free time.

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I felt like googling Coffeeface

I don't know what I was thinking but look, just look:

It looks so happy. :"D

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What did I do today, on such a fine, fine sunday, you ask?

Well, how nice of you to ask.

I accidentally ended up making 4 liters of peach-flavoured ice-cream.

[octopoltergeist-deactivated2012]

[thatisnotfeminism]

“I’m surprised!” said no one

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So I thought... Okay, so people aren't very aware of the shit that is going on, still sucks, but that's what feminism is for.

Then I did this:

And I cried  for a thousand years.

[thatisnotfeminism]

IS THIS WHAT METH FEELS LIKE. IS THIS WHAT METH FEELS LIKE.

COME ON GUYS, I HAVE 1765 FOLLOWERS WHAT’S THE POINT IF NONE OF YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT METH FEELS LIKE. 

Edit. Look, i’ll go to sleep when someone tells me what meth feels like. :( 

[sandwich-device-blog]

I only know what math feels like. Feels good.

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When we will be able to populate Mars

It better be a strictly Feminist planet.

With sex mountains

and women's rights swimming pools

and equality olympics

everything will be purple and sparkly gold

we will dance all day long (apparently a day on mars is almost the same as on earth, isn't that just convenient?) and build statues of awesome people.

I don't even know where I'm going with this, but trust me, it looks amazing in my head.

[thatisnotfeminism]

I looked at the word and put no effort into understanding what it means! 

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I don't like how it's called menstruation.

It's all about women, right?

When you put men in front of it, it sounds like men own it.

Can't it be called femstruation..?

or...

hmm...

I might be an idiot...

[thatisnotfeminism]

I’m sitting here, trying to imagine what it would be like to be in the mind of someone who sees this picture on the internet, thinks to themselves, “Oh wow, that’s really funny and insightful and original! I bet no one’s seen this before! ” and then posts it on the feminism tag. 

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Feeling really bad for the fact that they probably use this girl/woman for all kinds of bullshit like this.

[stfuassholes]

I’m done talking about these.

It’s pointless. None of the people who respond to me are coming from a place other than one of pure personal pleasure and refuse to see the world outside of their own sex romp.

Porn is not okay because [you feel] “acceptable” porn exists. You are completely missing...

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I am very much taken aback by the existence of a seperate 'feminist porn' sub-category.

Like, anything else is acceptable and now that the feminists have a seperate tag everything is supposed to be allright?

And why is it still mostly produced for males? Seriously, if you're going to call it feminism porn, at least make it appealing for actual women.

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Don't you just hate it when...

Your boss requires you to have a high-tech powerpoint at the ready for any time he could randomly pop in and ask you about your progress on something that could be told within a single sentence?

No?

What are you saying?

We don't live in the world of CSI: New York?

Oh right...

[salty-counsel-in-training-deact]

I hate women.

They’re so confusing, and send mixed messages that you have to interpret, and either you were too dumb to understand what was being implied, or you’re reading way too much into nothing.

[thatisnotfeminism]

Imagine that.

[sandwich-device-blog]

Can I just point out that this post makes him look like the confusing one and not the Legendary Mystery of Ze Womenz?

He's already telling us he's either too dumb to understand or reads too much into it. I think he found the solution to his problem: Be smart (or average is even enough) and listen (like listen-listen, not stare-empty-minded-into-time-vortex-listen). Why in all the Holiness of Batman does he feel the need to throw the same old "Hurr, women, what do?" at us?

Also, why do I even care to ask? I already know the answer. :|

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"You're a Fracken Dunt you Acewhole Fracken Horse

Sorry if you're a girl."

- said only by those who think it's okay to be an asshole to anyone as long as you act like a gentlemen to the girl you have your eye on (translation: want to have the wild secks with).

(I honestly tried to type the title uncensored and seriously, but, alas, I'm in one of those moods.)

It's pretty funny when any random dude anonymously decided to aim his insult gun at me over the internet, going to elaborate heights to make sure my day is ruined, but then finding out at some point I am in possession of a vagina, after which a long apology follows.

That's not acceptable dude. When you're an asshole, you're an asshole. My gender doesn't actually change my perception of you and insulting a guy isn't acceptable either. Especially when you change your behaviour after the fact. That just makes it infinitely hilarious to witness.

(not sure if sexism, so tagging this post with it anyway)