A fish

I am a fisshhh but shshssh don't tell anyone or i go to fishy jail where they keep the fishies who have too many street smarts.

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Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been thinking about moving to Belgium.

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Sorry I haven't posted in a while, forgot I had Tumblr, but am proud to announce that I am still thinking about moving to Belgium.

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I found a website that makes fake flags.

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Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been thinking about moving to Belgium.

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Imagine judging someone based on the colour of their skin instead of the colour of their karate belt smh

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Stay in business school

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I have stolen a 600 ml can of crude oil from the Italian government, and I will not give it back.

[tinycartridge]

Champagne Gold Slimes for a Distinguished Anniversary ⊟

Square Enix is celebrating Dragon Quest's 35th anniversary in characteristic fashion: by selling Slime toys to people. But this time, she's got a new hat they're in a new color: an elegant commemorative champagne gold.

Check the Square Enix store for this and other neat stuff, including a 3D paper model thing of the DQ1 cover.

JOIN CLUB TINY AND OUR DISCORD Support Tiny Cartridge!

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Everyone is going to hate me and I fully deserve this, but that looks like foreskin.

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I will reblog this post forever until I hit 100 notes.

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Should I enter the Final Fantasy Fandom?

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Update: It fucking sucks.

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I just drew this in MS Paint. Praise me at once.

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I think it would be cool to see him like ever again.

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But hey, don't listen to me! Listen to Lemon Demon on repeat for 10 hours while you think about rats.

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Go read Pukicho; it's better.

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

Experimenting with how a Withered injury might look

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Grrr! I wish *I* had a necrotic skin disease!

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

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You walk through a door to hear a voice say, “Now Boys!” as two buckets of a strange liquid cover your body. Then ants appear from every corner of the room and carry you away.

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I think it's pretty obvious who the next Smash character is.

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I want you to come to my funeral so I'll be glad I'm dead.