Shinazugawa

Math Teacher / Demon Slayer

[sanemi-the-teach]

Announcement

I've decided that I am going to retire as a Demon Slayer and instead become a teacher.

I've noticed that there isn't anymore real threat with demons anymore, and I decided to make something of myself.

So I went to collage and I've studied to be a teacher, I've hung up my sword and I put away my clothes, and changed it out for pencils, suits and homework.

Need help with math? I'll help, but I won't go easy on you.

Updated - Mod: Introduction

[sanemi-the-teach]

Yeah, change of plans, I'm not going to stop being a teacher, but I am going to go back to slaying demons.

Slaying demons is a part of who I am, I can't change the past. What's done is done... but I can prevent it from happening to others.

That's the sole reason as to why I became a slayer to begin with... the fact that I lost sight of that is unforgivable.

I'll continue teaching math, but I have to go back to slaying, to prevent another casualty.

[sanemi-the-teach]

"Shinazugawa."

Fuck me man........ The hell do you want, Tomioka?

[sanemi-the-teach]

Your brother is very handsome

The fuck am I supposed to do with this? Go tell him yourself.

[sanemi-the-teach]

One day i'm gonna catch you lacking and do this

Pff, yeah fucking right.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Damn, to you too huh? Crazy.

[sanemi-the-teach]

....

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

...

[elyakenthryn]

Don't mean to butt in, but this just got weird.

(ha, pun)

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Hahah!!! I love messing with him. Don't tell him I said that though, or then he really will shove one up my ass.

[elyakenthryn]

I think he already knows, Lord Tengen.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

.....NAH!!!!! He's smart, but he isn't that smart.

[sanemi-the-teach]

You wanna try that again? But to my face this time??

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Damn, to you too huh? Crazy.

[sanemi-the-teach]

....

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

...

[sanemi-the-teach]

Just take your fucking drink and fuck off.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Alrighty then, I'll see my way out. Nice talking with you, Shinazugawa!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Yeah, yeah.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Damn, to you too huh? Crazy.

[sanemi-the-teach]

....

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

...

[elyakenthryn]

Don't mean to butt in, but this just got weird.

(ha, pun)

[sanemi-the-teach]

Yeah, no shit, and he's smiling too. He's gotta be fucking with me.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Damn, to you too huh? Crazy.

[sanemi-the-teach]

....

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

...

[sanemi-the-teach]

Just take your fucking drink and fuck off.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Damn, to you too huh? Crazy.

[sanemi-the-teach]

....

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Unconscious with a 10 foot rod up your ass?

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Would it be weird if I said it's almost happened before?

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Mind if my big tall ass have a cold one with you??

[sanemi-the-teach]

... Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Well damn, straightforward as always, huh?... WAIT, I KNEW IT, I CALLED IT!!!!

Thanks for your patience, Shinazugawa.

[sanemi-the-teach]

It's whatever. Are we done here? Because I was about to crack a cold one before you brought your big tall ass over here.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Okay! Okay! Okay!!! Calm down man, sheesh!!

Shinazugawa!!!! What's......YOUR TYPE OF WOMAN!?!?!

[sanemi-the-teach]

A loving and caring woman with a big ass, wide hips, and thick thighs to smother me with.

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Patients Shinazugawa, see, that's your problem. You don't have enough patience. Try being like myself!! Maybe you'll get somewhere in life!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

Or, maybe you'll get my foot off in your ass, if you don't start asking the fucking question!!!!

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[thus-spoke-tengen-uzui-deactiva]

Just as crude as ever, but!!! I need to ask you, an important question!!! And I bet I already know the answer to it too.

[sanemi-the-teach]

Then what's the point of asking me the question, if you already know the fucking answer?

[sanemi-the-teach]

OH MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE, SHINAZUGAWA!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, the hell do you want Uzui?

[sanemi-the-teach]

He ain't wrong, I agree 100%