i have Lice

(she/they), art blog: oliomi (icon by apticho)

[crypticenbug]

Showing my cock things it's never seen before

1. The inside of a sprite can

2. h..hopital

[dorothylarouge]

[alascene]

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[cognitohazardous]

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

[evilscientist3]

The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw

[idiotbuttfungus]

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[molabuddy]

sorry for the dmv bot spam there are a lot of good ones..

[molabuddy]

i love how since they're always in captials it reads like the customer and the dmv are yelling at eachother

[molabuddy]

its like this

[skatalite]

[sovietnam]

[monkeyislandtwo]

the fact there was big absurdly rich couple everyone either praised or hated and their names were elon musk and grimes is literally something out of a cartoon. the rich couple mr Nasty and ms Disgusting who everyone hates

[nickyflowers]

had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"

[allthatispeculiar]

[maxknightley]

listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me

[maxknightley]

you deserve better than a guy who nuts and bolts

[catcrumb]

[evilbuildingsblog]

The building of rage

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

against the dying of the lights

[enki2]