they used to beat the shit out of me in clump penguin

gas station weed sent me to high hrothgar / about

[sangheilis]

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[targetedknowledge]

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[80sretroelectro]

Inside New York, 1991. Scan (first of a new series)

[seven-winged-liar]

yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[melonramune]

2024-12-22

[m3f1c50v2-deactivated20200911]

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

[wingsfromwhere]

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[thefaiao]

Some Jyggalag adjacent drawings

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[mushroominawaterbottle]

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

[halos2deac-deactivated20260223]

Can’t wait to be like this again

[melonramune]

2025-02-04

[fullyautomatic]

I deserve a mech suit. I deserve a symbiotic relationship with heavy machinery. I deserve to experience a perfect connection between flesh and metal

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

posting '-_-' as a way of airing out the woes and sorrows