captain of cringe

[when-you-fail-again]

[doomedl-ove]

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

[adultcsvents]

(Cupid cats) mad medic hoards all the sangromance designs like leave some for the rest of us

🍆

[sangromance]

[starryguykai]

point of no return

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously

[mattforsythe]

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[aflo]

[txttletale]

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

[txttletale]

this is the most curated website left on this putrid rock. i saw the grotesque pink homunculus icon blog ONCE and then never again because i simply chose not to follow the kind of person who would reblog them. this shit is easy. its so easy to just straight up have a good time on your computer here guys. it ony some blogs

[rhube]

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

[ewaneneollav]

ending an argument by typing “youtube.com/watch?v=” then keymashing & hitting enter & having it miraculously link an inexplicable video of the person you’re arguing with in the beam of a flashlight wading through waist high garbage in a dark cramped stone tunnel whimpering & speaking in gibberish

[sangromance]

can someone for the love of god help me

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[lavender-rosa]

DB Cooper:

[munku-collar]

Munkustrap holding Jemima for the first time because I don’t play favorites with my babies and I wrote about it a bit ago here

She’s a little bigger than Silly because he didn’t have the privilege of knowing her since birth but still Tiny Jemim-ee 🥺🥺🥺

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

“Shake my hand in character”

(From Denise Jastraunig’s TikTok)

[rongzhi]

A Chinese opera performer painting on a face (脸谱) for the ox zodiac.

[oe6]

[berylliumoxide]