[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

[berylliumoxide]

happy ides of march

[berylliumoxide]

BY the way, ive moved to @xberylliumoxide as an official art account

[berylliumoxide]

BY the way, ive moved to @xberylliumoxide as an official art account

[croxovergoddess]

@berylliasoxygen as a Vampire! Hope you like it!

Ko-fi + Patreon + Prices

[berylliumoxide]

it is i, dr daylight von savings. i have stolen 2am for my experiments

[berylliumoxide]

i think this is the all time best photo of me. im just a funny little guy

[they/them]

[berylliumoxide]

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[berylliumoxide]

possibly about to change my name and url on here stay tuned for that

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[salamencerobot]

My fun fact, origami, the art of folding paper, is traditionally done with dry paper. However, in recent times there has been a new trend of folding with damp paper, often fresh from the presses!

Here is an example of origami done with damp paper! Those curves would be nearly impossible to get right with dry paper, but with wet paper it's easy! It gives it a very natural feeling

[headspace-hotel]

Oh that's beautiful

[knight-of-ashes]

Behold my enormous son

[berylliumoxide]

BIG. FUCKING. BABY.

thank you for blazing this

[knight-of-ashes]

He truly is a baby despite being over one and a half now. Here's some more Roland pics:

The first one is my fave because my spouse and I were sick and he decided to chew that bone right in my face for fifteen minutes

[berylliumoxide]

please don't

i wont dont worry

[berylliumoxide]

No, you'd 100% wake up once the OD started to hit, and it would suck ass. Nyquil just releases sleepy chemicals, it isn't a tranquilizer

damn that sucks

[berylliumoxide]

if i drank a bottle of nyquil to go to sleep and then a bottle of isopropyl alcohol to have a guaranteed drug overdose so you think itd be relatively peaceful

[berylliumoxide]

im sick of tough love i just want someone to listen

[berylliumoxide]

microwaves you for exactly one second

[marry-and-mirthful]

Aaa-oh its over

[berylliumoxide]

[berylliumoxide]

microwaves you for exactly one second