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One of these days, mark my words, weâll get an Oscar win
Just you wait
Youâre kidding
Iâm seeing things right
Right
This canât be happening
WHICH RHYTHM
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I canât believe Iâm getting ragebaited by mclaren again
In 2026?
What if you happen to kill an ant and the ant leaves discrete trails of formic acid or trail pheromones so that The Clan can bring vengeance
And you never see it coming
âMy death might be meaningless to you. But yours wonât be to us.â
Thatâs literally exactly what happens. Iâm not even kidding.
Another reason they are HORRIBLE, they have no forgiveness and so we should show them none either.
Well I donât think youâd be very forgiving if a giant just killed someone
If i killed people all the time and was constantly at war, I would have a different view of what my life meant. Why can ants kill ants but we can't kill ants?
Humans kill humans all the time, but what would you do if a foot reached down from the skies and killed someone?
We don't kill people anywhere near the scale ants do though. Also the majority of people would either say its an act of god or just say we don't have a chance. If they went out exterminating people jy would be different, but one death does not justify a war
I donât know what humanity you know, but the one I know would absolutely wage war against the Foot In The Sky
Ok fair but thats like one of our worst traits, our urge to kill everything we don't like and then eachother. Ants are like everything bad about people cranked up
They also depend on each other and cooperate much more than we do. If a human is struggling it could keep trying and keep failing, but an ant would call for help immediately. Most species donât do everything a human does, they just take one or a few things and turn them up to 11. They are humanity in its extremes, in all factors.
But most ants are so uniform, one of my favourite things about you humans is how unique they are, are thats so hard to see with the ants. They will cooperate, but they will also leave eachother to die, sending them off to hopeless wars. They are just so robotic in my eyes, and they are also terrifying.
I feel like weâve had this conversation about ants and free will before.
Also some ants do have some kind of âmedicsâ which do help the injured ants, itâs just that most injuries to an ant are instant death.
Even if they do have free will, I don't like em. They are like tiny murder bots that murder everything they can and the only reason they haven't murderbotted me is because they are smol. And we shouldn't trust them, before one get some lucky strring of mutations that let's them kill us and then they do it to all of us
I mean that makes sense. Weâre a food source that has yet to be exploited. Some human would harvest an ant byproduct for profit if it was profitable.
Yeah but there are also humans that protect endangered animals, keep habitats stable best they can and who adopt animals that can't live without them. And even with all thay, I still wouldn't want a second human species that even more numerous to wipe out the first and become the new dominant animal world wide
Well, ants are similar. They protect their own little group of aphids and keep its population stable. Iâm not sure what youâre talking about with the second human species thing, but I do think that if another sapient species emerged there would be a LOT of fighting before any middle ground was reached.
Ants only protect aphids to farm them, which isn't the same as people trying to keep some random animals that they dont use alive. And the second species thing was just we saying even if ants were almost exactly like humans I would rather they didn't become the new world wide super power because of how many there are and how they would be messing up a while bunch of things like endangered animals people are protecting, or invasive species being dealt with
I feel like weâve lost the plot of the original discussion.
Nah, this is the part of the plot where you accept that I am and always have been right about ants, before falling helplessly and being spared amd made to kill ants forever. I have a copy of the script right here
You sure? Because my copy says you get devoured by ants and painfully killed.
Maybe we both have the wrong copies, because the producer doesnât want to reveal the true ending?
I feel like we should just go with my ending, it seems better over all, just saying
Iâm sure whatever the producer has in store will blow our minds.
Yeah... I would ask but I forgor their name so it would just be a really awkward conversation
Same. Maybe we can get a third party to ask?
Well a plot is fiction, and @definiitely-not-ao3-offical is a master of almost all fiction so they might know
. . .
What?
Clearly you didn't read the script.
Lucky for you chucklefucks, I have a copy right here!
A Discussion about Ants
Bro what did I MISS ???
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when your fics are so plot heavy so you have to rearead all the chapters after taking too long of a break to update because there's so many details and past you was onto something so now future you has to figure out how to connect everything
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anon in my inbox said fanfic writers who wrote about dark and taboo topics were not âreal writersâ because of what they wrote about.
reblog if you believe anon is wrong and writers are writers, no matter what they write about. no matter how they portray these taboo topics.
reblog if you believe art can be about topics that are controversial, taboo or outright disturbing, and artists who create controversial, taboo or outright disturbing art are as valid as artists who create art of conservative values.
reblog to laugh at anon âĄ
Yes, my dear cat, look at the space behind me for a few minutes and then simply leave to do whatever you do, leaving me thinking that, indeed, I have to accept, my house is haunted
You were just a boy. They took you by the hand and made you into into their chosen one.
The chosen one.
You have heard it from their lips and you believed them because they told you their lives rested in your muddied hands. You were playing with the other kids outside. You forgot to wash your hands and you are embarrassed about it, cheeks hot and shame squirming in your belly. Your teachers had told you many times what it means to behave, even when your soul screams to lay under the sun, nose and forehead red and hands dirty with freedom.
Really, you are this close to flying.
Three toys on a mat had decided your destiny, apparently, but that was years ago.
And suddenly the muddied hands are years ago too. So long ago that everyone youâve ever known is gone as well.
And you will never be able to go home again.
But that is your own burden to carry. Together with the sins of all those that were chosen before you. And you will die the same as them, even though you are twelve and alone and supposed to be teaching your friend how to do that cool move you showed him the other dayâexcept itâs not the other day, itâs been a hundred years and you are not supposed to be twelve anymore, and your friend has been dead for a very long time. And so should you.
Yet you arenât.
Because to be chosen means to be taken by the hand and brought to the cliff.
Love it when Iâm minding my own business and feeling kind of good and doing something Iâm interested in and then I realize Iâve been staring at the wall for the past few minutes and I couldâve easily kept on doing that if I had not realized it
soleskiss and bald boy caught failing to cooperate for once in their goddamn lives yet again
Imagine you were the chosen one and it was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, that you were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness or whatever
What if you happen to kill an ant and the ant leaves discrete trails of formic acid or trail pheromones so that The Clan can bring vengeance
And you never see it coming
âMy death might be meaningless to you. But yours wonât be to us.â
đ my favourite ships have been called everything from "mlm and wlw solidarity" to "hetslop" to "erasing rep" (with no characters sexuality confirmed) to "that's a lesbian and a gay man" ďš ŕ¨ŕ§
and itâs fictional characters too like đ¤