5 min major for kissing the homies goodnight

Julien | he/him | 23 hockey sideblog for my beloved San Jose Sharts 🩵🦈✨

[sanhajse]

"haj" is "shark" in Swedish and is pronounced like "hi" (so, san-high-say)

I follow from @jemjules, this is a sideblog!

[brinimacks]

some baby sharks and their hamsters 🦈🐹

special mention

[mackcellebrini]

happy pride!! we all deserve sunshine

likes and reblogs very appreciated this took me hours <3

[jaywalkers]

HANIF ABDURRAQIB

i love my washed team <3

[verlaine71]

[mtsyrup]

[inlightofitall]

will on the phone twirling his hair like yes mr drake maye i WILL come to your charity game so long as i am permitted to adopt a gay little stance and hop around like small woodland bunny. oh and win, of course

[scarycountry]

mack goes to the stanley pup and just ruins the vibes by spending the whole event like “these puppies don’t even know they’re playing a game rn. there’s no pressure they’re just having fun. everyone is going to love them no matter if they win or lose. and what have they done to deserve this carefree life?”

[scarycountry]

“fuck you fuck you fuck you that should be me” -macklin celebrini when the stanley pup trophy is presented to the best puppy

[thefutureisteal71]

Will Smith (hockey) (softball)

[cutebrini]

watching will play a sport where he doesn't have to wear 98 layers

[cutebrini]

oh

[ifalltoofardownrabbitholes]

[crisisthegirl]

i still think the future is teal and suspiciously dick shaped so its whatever

[zarsk]

let’s lose with mama ❤️

[cutebrini]

hope wsh shows up all tan in a tight softball uniform today and makes me forget abt whatever the hell this is

[murphyatthemagpie]

[gummywilliam]

fangs

[sanhajse]

Have we considered that Macklin Celebrini, breaker of franchise records (115 points) and winner of countless accolades (youngest Hobey Baker, 1st overall), but who has yet to win in international competition and has yet to play in the NHL playoffs, perhaps maybe potentially privately beats himself up about not being enough of a team player, about how his teams always under-performing but he isn’t?

[sanhajse]

I want to formally apologize to Macklin Celebrini, hockey, and the nation of Canada.......