Joke's On You!

Oh, buddy, did you take a wrong turn. Welp, it's your problem now. I'm not in the habit of letting my toys get away. Heh. (Indie and selective comic!verse/TAS!verse Joker RP blog. Please read Rules and About. Mun is 18+.)

[sanitylikegravity]

Alright, god damn it, I’m back for real this time.

Maybe.

Probably?

We’ll see.

[littlelovelymemes]

✰   —  —  —  BOOK SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  it is only once in awhile that you see someone whose electricity and presence matches your at that moment.  ’ ‘  we could have been happy. i know that, and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know.  ’ ‘  i mean, i hope you’re happy, but the sky is still the sky without you and i’m not surprised by that anymore.  ’ ‘  that didn’t happen, of course. things never happened the way i imagined them.  ’ ‘  we need never be hopeless because we can never be irreparably broken.  ’ ‘  i still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.  ’ ‘  i used to think i was tough, but then i realized i wasn’t. i was fragile and i wore thick fucking armor. and i hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. and i thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.  ’ ‘  perhaps one did not want to be loved as much as to be understood.  ’ ‘  i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was.  ’ ‘  is anyone anywhere happy?  ’ ‘  we didn’t talk about anything heavy or light.  ’ ‘  we were just there together and that was enough.  ’ ‘  i looked and looked at you and i knew, as clearly as i know that i will die, that i loved you more than anything i had ever seen or imagined on earth.  ’ ‘  you think ‘okay, i get it, i’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. that’s what kills you.  ’ ‘  i belong to moments. not to people.  ’ ‘  loving you was the easiest thing i ever did, even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing.  ’ ‘  the you who you are tonight is the same you i was in love with yesterday. the same you i’ll be in love with tomorrow.  ’ ‘  i’ve seen a lot of beautiful things with a heavy heart.  ’ ‘  but the heart has its own memory and i have forgotten nothing.  ’ ‘  after awhile you could get used to anything.  ’ ‘  i crave a dangerous kind of love – one that breaks hearts and bed springs.  ’ ‘  just because you love someone, that doesn’t mean your lives will fit together.  ’ ‘  there is so much stubborn hope in the human heart.  ’ ‘  be patient with me. my heart is heavy.  ’ ‘  my heart talks about nothing but you.  ’ ‘  i want you by my side so that i never feel alone again.  ’ ‘  i think too much. i don’t feel enough.  ’ ‘  i might confess that it’s you i love.  ’ ‘  maybe some things aren’t supposed to last. maybe they mean more that way.  ’ ‘  i was supposed to be having the time of my life.  ’ ‘  i hope i’ll always believe in love even if love shames me and tries to destroy me. i’ll hope i’ll want to start again.  ’ ‘  what does it mean to mourn what never happened?  ’ ‘  i’m awfully difficult but i do know when i love someone and i’ve loved you ever since i can remember.  ’ ‘  the sad truth is that the truth is sad and that what you want does not matter.  ’ ‘  you can’t leave yet. i’m not finished falling in love with you.  ’ ‘  i’m not sorry for who i had to become in order to survive.  ’ ‘  i didn’t necessarily feel like dying, but i’d been feeling a lot like not being alive.  ’ ‘  with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two.  ’ ‘  you shouldn’t miss people who don’t miss you, right?  ’ ‘  i tried so hard to be everything you wanted, i forgot who i was.  ’ ‘  do you know how hard it is to say nothing? when every atom of you strains to do the opposite?  ’ ‘  our only kiss was like an accident – a beautiful gasoline rainbow.  ’ ‘  that’s what’s so damn difficult about making the decision to leave. whether it’s the right or wrong call, it hurts just the same.  ’ ‘  everybody should have to love, and it should last as long as your life does.  ’ ‘  loving you was the easiest thing i ever did. even when it was hard, it was easy. loving you was like breathing.  ’ ‘  i love you. i don’t always understand you, but i love you.  ’ ‘  how do you go back to being strangers with someone who has seen your soul?  ’ ‘  break my heart. break it a thousand times if you like. it was only ever yours to break anyway.  ’ ‘  just so you know, i fucking loved you. i fucking loved the daylights out of you.  ’ ‘  i hope you find someone you can’t live without. i really do. and i hope you never have to know what it’s like to try and live without them.  ’ ‘  i think we almost loved each other, but the only thing i was sure about is that almost wasn’t good enough.  ’ ‘  of course i miss you. one minute you were here and now you’re gone. even if i didn’t love you, i’d miss you. and i loved the fuck out of you.  ’ ‘  people don’t always get what they deserve in this world.  ’ ‘  what if you find your soulmate at the wrong time?  ’ ‘  you drink a little too much and try a little too hard and you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘that was fine.’ and your life is a long line of fine.  ’ ‘  i was so fucking soft for you and you ruined me.  ’ ‘  time will pass; these moods will pass; and i will, eventually, be myself again.  ’ ‘  and i’m over it, i’m over it, i promise i’m over it. but it still hurts sometimes.  ’ ‘  ‘almost’ is the worst way to love someone.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i think. all i know is that most of the time i would rather be with you than anyone else i know.  ’ ‘  you are pretty much the only thing that makes me get up in the morning.  ’ ‘  what did my fingers do before i held you? what did my heart do with its love?  ’ ‘  it has been a beautiful fight. still is.  ’ ‘  stop insisting on clearing your head – clear your fucking heart instead.  ’ ‘  too often, the only escape is sleep.  ’ ‘  it’s necessary for me sometimes just to be alone and quiet and doing nothing.  ’ ‘  you have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.  ’ ‘  i do love you – i can’t change that.  ’ ‘  come and kiss me and let’s forget.  ’ ‘  i don’t ask you to love me always like this, but i ask you to remember.  ’ ‘  somewhere inside of me there will always be the person i am tonight.  ’ ‘  i used to build dreams about you.  ’ ‘  i love you so much, much, much that it just hurts every minute i’m with you.  ’ ‘  sometimes people just want to be happy, even if it’s not real.  ’ ‘  every nerve in my body could be damaged or numb and i’d still be able to feel you.  ’ ‘  i may be in pain, but i am not weak.  ’ ‘  you look like a dream i’ve never had before.  ’ ‘  you can live a good life without ever knowing real love.  ’ ‘  you are as real as anyone, and your doubts make you more real, not less.  ’ ‘  the one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.  ’ ‘  the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.  ’ ‘  it’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. we have no scar to show for happiness.  ’ ‘  just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.  ’ ‘  just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.  ’ ‘  just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional bits of jealous rage.  ’ ‘  the weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.  ’ ‘  for the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn’t such a great skill to have.  ’

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Reblog if your muse has scars.

[rpmusings-galore]

There is nothing  𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁  about the way I’ve been  b r o k e n

There is no ɢʀᴀɴᴅ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ to be formed from these jagged pieces 

                     A part of me was  MURDERED  in that place, 

                                     in cold and brutal blood,

                          &&  there can be no reviving it, now.

[sanitylikegravity]

he turned his head back to look at the caped crusader, his smile stretching wider over his face to nigh-grotesque proportions. batman had actually managed to walk into his trap! john had had no expectations, but he had dared hope... 

okay. deep breaths. it’s hard to tell jokes, but he was going to go for it, be confident and just...

“she’s going to steal my heart all over again.” he cooed, clasping his hands before his chest.

[therealmicharley]

I hit recently some serious money issues. To be short, that’s why I’m not very active and don’t have a lot of content to show right now… I’ll maybe have to even have to stop cosplaying for a while… :( That’s why I made myself a Patreon. :) - My dream is to one day make my cosplays without being super mega anxious and don’t being able to eat during the week because of the budget. I don’t claim to be a professional cosplayer, but I know you can help me to make progress and to make some awesome stuff!!! :D Bringing you, content regularly is not as easy as you think… These costumes and these videos cost money, and I don’t always have that money. I’m young, I just begin in life and I have to eat and pay my rent. I don’t want to stop cosplaying because of that… :’) You, the people who follow me, can make a difference, even the tiniest donation can be very very helpful. Welcome to all of you awesome lil' clowns to my Patreon ;3 https://www.patreon.com/micharley (for instagram: link in the bio)

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[sanitylikegravity]

💢 for J to get mad at something Harley did

“one job.”

soft voice, clipped syllables. harsh words reverberate in joker’s mouth, and the sheer violence with which he snaps his neck to look at harley should likely strike fear into her heart, if she has any brains at all (unlikely, but hell, there’s gotta be something worth picking in there). short, square nails tap an uneasy rhythm on the table that separates the two of them. i could just kill her. well, let’s table that suggestion for now…

“i gave you one job - not a particularly difficult job, mind you, it’s not like i asked you to kill the batman, and you decided to provide me with the dictionary definition of a massive cock-up!” a burst of giggles tickles his throat, but it’s clear that he doesn’t find a lick of this funny. he cuts the laughter short, leans in and regards her with cold eyes. “give me one good reason i shouldn’t beat you to death and leave you as a present for the bat.”

[sanitylikegravity]

john eyed the door, hoping beyond hope that that warehouse was empty. he was early, after all, and as no one had come to the door yet, he felt good about his chances. he was enjoying this chat (even if he was the one doing most of the chatting) and didn’t need it ot be ruined by batman’s need to actually stop crimes.

an exaggerated frown pulled his lips downwards, brown eyes wide and searching the vigilante’s face. “really? there’s no one? what about friends? coworkers? mortal enemies? come on, you’ve got to have someone.”

as quickly as it came, the frown left his face, replaced by yet another smile. every expression was a performance, a game that john was playing with his conversational partner without their knowledge - something that always made it easy to win. “from the sounds of it, no one at the moment. but at some point, the girl of my dreams should be in there, where she’ll commit the biggest heist this city’s ever seen.”

[sanitylikegravity]

kill each other

continued from here with @thejokersjester!

a slow smile: she’s so very vulnerable, even as she brandishes the pan in his general direction. there’s always a bit of a gamble when they fight like this - a question whether or not harley’ll have the guts to follow through. joker recalls many a night where she’s managed to get a few good licks in (not to mention that whole blowing-up-gotham situation where she’d tried to shoot him...), but they’re equally matched by those where she drops the weapon in favour of running into his arms or cowering from his wrath.

tonight, he’s aiming for the latter. he’s still covered in bruises from a bout with batsy the other night (throw me out of a plane, no killing rule my ass) and doesn’t have the energy to get into a scrap with her.

the knife he’s been holding clatters to the groun; his arms spread wide, beckoning her forward. “i didn’t mean tonight, sugar - you’re right. we’ve much more to do. c’mere, little minx.”

[sanitylikegravity]

closed starter for @gothamgod​.

fingers drum an easy pattern on the tattered pantleg of joker’s suit, an amused twinkle in his eye. he watches batman think, keeping his silence for a record few moments before an outburst: “if you do have to provide a new home for me in this twisted little head of yours - well, ours, could you picture me in a cleaner outfit? maybe, ooh, i don’t know - give me a look where all my damned skin isn’t flaking off? i really don’t ask much, but every girl wants to feel pretty.”

[sanitylikegravity]

A Drunken Kiss (Zsasz & Joker)

joker rolls his neck gently, letting out a nigh-erotic moan as the joints crack in realignment. the air is thick with conversation; his eyes fall upon the one person at this stupid party of Oswald’s who isn’t saying a damned word. a gruesome smile tears at his mouth, predatory and vicious, as he stares down victor zsasz, and before one can say “maybe don’t antagonise the assassin”, joker is sitting next to the assassin and preparing to antagonise him.

“hey, victor, gotta question for you. do you-” he has to pause as the room swims, stifling a hiccup that tastes of brandy. “do you ever wonder what’ll happen the day you run out of skin for tallymarks? not makin’ fun; i’m genuinely asking.”

one long finger goes up - interrupting zsasz before he even gets a chance to respond. “wait wait wait, better question, do you have any inside? like on your tongue or your lips?”

he is drunk. in the morning, it will be the rationalisation that plays through his head again and again as he wonders what the hell he was thinking. i was drunk i was drunk i was -

once again interrupting zsasz before he has a chance to respond, joker leans across the couch and presses his lips firmly to the assassin’s. seconds tick by - it is not a passionate or hungry kiss, but one of curiosity. joker takes his time making observations, and then pulls back.

“nothing on your lips yet. well, hey, let me know if you ever want to change that.” he winks, his grin spreading wider across his face like a secret has been shared. “i’m a biter.”

[vaememes]

kissy sentence starters.

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”

[rpmusings-galore]

                                        but, hindsight is always 20/20 …… isn’t it ?

[sanitylikegravity]

did you take anything? a vow, a chance, a shot, a life. so many lives, so many silenced screams and choked last laughs... oh yes, the joker had taken many things in his time (most recently, most excitingly, barbara gordon’s leg functionality and batman’s stoic facade, if only for a moment for the latter), but nothing so mundane as what jonny was implying.

(afraid that’s not quite true though, is it, jackie ol’ pal? there was that tiny little shot of if-i-only-had-a-brain’s fear toxin last night.) that shit doesn’t work on us and we both know it. that’s why i took it - to prove that he isn’t as smart as he thinks he is. (and you don’t think there’s any chance he might have tinkered with the recipe? maybe, oh, i don’t know, made it work on you?) i’m not scared. (and yet you seem paranoid, don’t ya think? chaining jonny up cos you’re scared she might leave you? might betray you?) shut up. (ohp - better start talking, she’s looking at you funny. and not exactly our kinda funny, either.)

he blinked, tossed his head. he’d lost track of the conversation. “did i, what? take anything?”

[sanitylikegravity]

John smiled as he looked at the Batman. Every step he took was so careful, as though he were constantly waiting for an ambush - and really, would that be such a surprise? In his line of work, there had to be an pervasive element of danger: John longed for such an adrenaline rush as to be in as much danger as the vigilante had to be at all times.

He was looking for a way in.

“To see the love of my life,” he said breathlessly, eyes shining. “Batman, have you ever been in love? I spend half the time skulking in dark alleys just so I’ll have an excuse to see her - and, well, you clearly like to skulk in alleys too... Is the girl - or boy, or whatever, I don’t judge - you care about somewhere out here, in the dark?”

[sanitylikegravity]

“Are you drunk?” {From My Harley Quinn}

joker sways lightly, even standing still, and stifles a hiccup. his eyes half-lidded, a delirious smile tugging at crimson lips, he stretches out his arms to harley. “only a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit. y’ should get drunk too, harleykins - i know so many jokes you’ve gotta be smashed to find funny. not even your hammer could smash someone to enjoy these punchlines.”