[mellow synth] hey whats up

Will, 18, New York. I like jazz.

[wayneradiotv]

still the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit

[catchymemes]

[porterr-robinson]

[catlips001]

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

[bill]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

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Me

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[awed-frog]

#hero

[parttimepup]

Direct action

[hxasinthus]

modern hamlet au where instead of him putting on a play he makes a powerpoint with really wild slide transitions 

[lucytara]

okay but can we get some lighthearted, careless, fun atlas moments too? im talking like snowball fights. like jaune decks ruby in the back of the head with one and suddenly theres a battlefield in the snow. weiss makes a bunker. blake and yang have a half-assed ice wall theyre ducking behind. nora hits blake in the face with such force that she stumbles off her feet and yang catches her, and in some fit of dramatism just starts wailing “blake…no…she was so young…how will i go on” and blake’s just playing along bc she thinks yang’s cute and then yang goes “maybe true love’s kiss can save her” and starts leaning in teasingly. blake grabs a handful of snow and smacks her in the head with it before their lips meet which yang fully expects because they haven’t actually kissed yet. ruby screams “stop flirting!” and they laugh. yang pulls her off to the side, tugs her back against her chest and wraps her arms around blake’s waist. they’re content to watch. the war rages on

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

[beaniebaneenie]

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chrissongzzz]

ohh wow

[orpheusilver]

what the fuck

[mentallyrecovering]

Tell your kids things

Tell them a certain disease runs in the family

Tell them alcoholism runs in the family and who and why

Tell them mental illness runs in the family and who and what and why

Tell them drug addiction runs in the family

Don’t let your kids grow up blind. Face issues blind. Don’t let them grow up thinking they are the only ones.

[icarlymemes]

iProbably should have gotten up and gone after him. - iCarly S08 E22

[cursedcatimages]

[hungwy]

The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven

[infinitybow]

if ur a trans woman playing mc, i hope u find infinite diamonds and good luck on your enchantments and adventures!!

[lesbian-drowned]

Trans ladies: May your redstone work on the first try and your builds never be one block off

[lesbianb]

fat trans and/or nonbinary people i love u! you don’t have to be thin to be the gender you are. you don’t have to change for anyone. i hope you can feel confident and comfortable in your appearance someday, free from dysphoria and internalized hate.

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day