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21 genderfluid lesbian sometimes all we can really do is fuck around n’ find out

[winduppup]

a pigeongirl detective would say something like "hmm... i've got my suspigeons"

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

[vividoll-xx]

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

[derelict-stranger]

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

[annabellioncourt]

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

[alex-wf]

reblog if you’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment (and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself)

[kosmogrl]

https://twitter.com/isabelunraveled

[vr-trakowski]

"You can't make them - whoever your particular them is - do anything, really," said Ekaterin slowly. "Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. ... You have to just...take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that, and walk away. But that's hard."

- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign

[sayruq]

Article

[passionpeachy]

I can imagine anything as girlfriends

[passionpeachy]

Just so you know, you would not believe the absolute stress this drawing has caused me in instagram. Those 200k meme content-farm accounts LOVE reposting this and it exposes my gay little art to the Instagram Masses and uh. According to them, it was AI garbage because the fish’s fin looks like “a foot” and the dog’s body was severely deformed (they couldn’t tell it was a dress). Let’s just say it’s a wonder I can still bear to look at it, let alone still be proud of it after thousands of people have called it an AI monstrosity while completely tearing apart every pixel to justify why they think that. Hell, some lady called ME a monster after being corrected that it was in fact drawn by a real breathing person. I’ve had people tell me “I just don’t understand how a sane person could think of this” and refuse to accept it wasn’t AI even after being linked to my profile. The funny thing is pretty much no one was homophobic except like maybe 2 people. They were too appalled by everything else. I just wanted to draw lesbian Ponyo.

Also Lil Nas wanted a print of it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[neofooturism]

[definitelynotdakota]

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[blackfoxsposts]

The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

[fangirltothefullest]

Yes please be mad about it, genuinely- You used to be able to purchase a single disk to install it and use it forever after that initial purchase of one key. It sickens me to see all this stuff which used to be a one time purchase be shunted under a subscription now.

[thephilosophersapprentice]

THIS

[ryanthedemiguy]

"Why is pirating going back up?!"

This. This is why. People don't mind paying a high price for software if it's only the once, or every 4-5 years.

But having to pay a high price regularly? Especially in the cases where you lose access to your own work if you don't?

That's why people are pirating software.

[fallintosanity]

It’s possible to buy a non-subscription version of Word; Microsoft just intentionally makes it very difficult to find (and also expensive).

However, I know a guy who knows a guy website: MS Office Pro for $50. If the link starts going to a Page Not Found, just search the site; they usually have some form of this sale available. 

Worth noting: while $50 is still more money than $yo-ho-ho, that money is a great way to make VERY clear to Microsoft that we DO want one-time-purchase products, not subscriptions.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

My laptop just died. If it can't be fixed and I need to replace it, this post is gonna be a real life saver, because my family has been sharing an old version of Word that came with a limited number of lifetime licenses, and we're fresh out.

[anexperimentallife]

https://www.libreoffice.org/download/download-libreoffice/

Get LibreOffice. It's fully compatible with MS Office, but it's free and open source. You're welcome. :-)

[catspaw-isle]

pascal wisdom

[beggars-opera]

I got the idea in my head to look up some obviously not postmortem photography to do a field guide of sorts, and the misinformation out there is making me bash my head against the wall

This is literally Lewis Carroll???

[beggars-opera]

Beggars-Opera's Handy Dandy Field Guide to Victorian Photos of Dead People:

Photography was an important tool in the 19th century to capture images of people who could not afford a formal portrait, and before affordable, portable cameras became a thing, a person may only be photographed after they died. These were shared as mementos with friends and family, and were not seen as creepy because these folks were much more accustomed to death than we are today.

Photography was also a new and arduous process, however, so modern folk often see people looking sickly or uncomfortable and assume that they are dead. This is often not the case. Please consult this list before passing judgement.

Is your person actively in a coffin or lying stiffly on a couch? This person is probably dead.

Is your person a baby with their eyes closed? This person is possibly dead, but watch out, they could also be sleeping. Babies do that.

Is your person cadaverous, but still has some light in their eyes? This person is actively dying and their family brought the photographer in while they still could.

Is this person standing stiffly and awkwardly, with a stand visible in the background? This person is alive and opted to have the photographer give them aid in standing still. Without modern embalming, a stand is not enough to prop up a lifeless body.

Is your person missing a head? This person is alive and had a sense of humor. Mabel paid extra for this. You go, Mabel.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[termagax]

such a bummer to hear sag aftra negotiations fell through :(

[termagax]

(the whole thread)

[evilwizard]

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

[evilwizard]

be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/

[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

[thecollectibles]

The Forest of Pandas by L_Z_Y

[no-psi-nan]

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Literally all the characters in Ordon are written in a way that strongly implies a southern accent. There’s also everything about the Hidden Village sequence etc. I have always said this and will continue to say this: Twilight Princess by day is a spaghetti western cowboy adventure and Twilight Princess by night is a goth werewolf simulator. No other game can give you this range