* we, uh, sell pizzas.

neat, huh? yeah, just place an order. we don't deliver, but there's a 99.9% chance you'll get served. why 99.9, you ask? sorry, that's trade secret, bud. [side-blog run by the sans from @im-sans-ational]

[sans-pizza-butt]

pizza with ice cream on top??

* man you're lucky kiddo

* just got that sweet delivery of colored snow.

* guess I'm also feeling generous today

* cause i'm addin' tw-ice on top of it.

[theshittyfoodblog]

My boyfriends favourite dish, soggy fries on bolognese meat pizza…

[sans-pizza-butt]

* the good stuff heh

* naturally, we don't serve that here.

[alexanderburrsir]

I combined my two favourite memes and you’re welcome

[sans-pizza-butt]

Can I have some bone pizza with a side of melted bones pls?

* unfortunatelly, we only got boneless pizza.

* but hey, 'least i've sat on all of 'em.

* that's, uh, pretty boney if ya ask me.

[sans-pizza-butt]

1 large number 2 pls + make it fast + no hairs this time pls

* all right.

* here's your 1, large number and your 2 pls.

* made sure it's not gonna be another hairy situation.

* even though i'm completely bald.

[sans-pizza-butt]

Hey Sans, I'd like a pizza with some skittles on it. -yori

* huh.

* at least, your order lends color to the pizza.

* rainbow color. heheh.

[sans-pizza-butt]

“I’d ask for an anchovy pizza, but that probably makes me look fishy.”

* yeah, you're banned, kid.

* i'm not gonna scale up the menu for ya, when i got bigger fish to fry.

* and by that i mean absolutely none.

* so, howzabout a different one?

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Spider-Man 2 - Pizza Theme

[sans-pizza-butt]

"I'd like to order the #5, please."

* here’s your 

* enjoy.

[sans-pizza-butt]

@aquietvampire

* huh, guess something went wrong with the delivery.

* howzabout a pizza instead?

[sans-pizza-butt]

Hey there sexy daddy instead of pizza, you can bend me over and put your sauce in me. ;)

* wow, that’s saucy, buddy.

* ketchup or spicy?

[sans-pizza-butt]

sup

* guess my break’s over.

* hope ya didn’t miss me.

* who am i kidding.

* ‘course you missed me. 

* i haven’t been in here in 3 months.

[sans-pizza-butt]

welp

* huh, can’t believe i ran outta orders.

* fortunately, it’s time for my legally-required break anyways.

* see ya.

[sans-pizza-butt]

hi could i get a number 5 to go please

* being a pizza stand, there’s no pizza on the run. 

* fortunately, there’s always one to stay though.

* sound fair to ya?

[sans-pizza-butt]

Frisk shows up to Sans Pizza Butts in their penguin onesie and pulls out a pocket of gold coins. "Two pizzas please." The child flaps their wings.

* heh, that’s hilarious, kiddo.

* at least, you look like you can foot the bill. 

* even with that shamble.

[sans-pizza-butt]

1-4, a-and 2 orders of 5.

* here you go, bud.* don't worry, there's absolutely nothing fishy 'bout these pizzas.* well, except you maybe.

[badsciencejokes]

Go get yourself some pi*z*z*a.

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