undercurrent

zhenya ¿ 24 ¿ queer ¿ she/her

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[unusual-suspects]

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[wordswithimages]

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[alsophila-grahami]

mutuals to sit under this thing with

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[detectivehole]

what do you do in your free time?

freeze in place until i’m within render distance

[kosmogrl]

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[freelancedumbass]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[berlogauwu]

It's been a long, long time since I've memorized your face It's been four hours now since I've wandered through your place