santa-offical

I emote exclusively through Flynn Rider. (Courtesy of @doe-offical)

[santa-offical]

its been like 4 months and it only just now occured to me that my header image is very very off centre what the fabulous fuck.

[sexygaywizard]

Lesbianism or getting a masters degree. You can only pick one

[santa-offical]

second option, be smart and straight and wait until my boyfriend transitions into my girlfriend.

[santa-offical]

...

this was not the blog i meant to reblog with-

[sexygaywizard]

Lesbianism or getting a masters degree. You can only pick one

[santa-offical]

second option, be smart and straight and wait until my boyfriend transitions into my girlfriend.

[doe-offical]

MMMmmmm intro posttt

Hey guyssss assume all posts are in character unless told otherwise

Time for your local deer to have an account on tumblr (Running into traffic is okay actually don't listen to the propaganda)

Pronouns

He/him

they/them

Name - Zev (ooc) (Call me anything while i'm in character I don't care.)

This post is run by @a-field-of-thistles (also run by my autistic obsession with deer)

Giant tag list:

@satan-offical-autistic-offical @gaslight-offical @sleep-offical @dominos-offical @audhd-offical @business-man-officalman-offical @offical-wikipedia @apply-juice-offical @worcestershire-offical @brit-detector-offical @little-sister-offical @lemonade-stand-offical @lemonade-offical @queer-offical @ao3-offical @yaoi-offical @jeff-offical @adhd-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @mum-offical @the-moon-offical @temu-offical @britain-offical @birdie-offical @profain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @australia-offical @autism-offical @drop-bear-offical @aroace-offical @blooket-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @heritage-posts-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @apple-music-offical @period-offical @incorrect-corrector-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @a-spec-offical @asexual-offical @mental-illness-offical @spotify-offical @real-human-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @glitter-offical @homosexuality-offical @orange-offical @angel-offical @oldersister-offical @lemon-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas

And many more I can't find off the top of my head

[deer-offical]

HEY IDENTITY THEFT >:(

We have to have a deer-off now

[doe-offical]

:O (I swear I searched thouroughly)

Could we just be in the same herd ´°.°`

[deer-offical]

okie dokie <3 Do you wanna work for @santa-offical with me if there are any openings? we get magic flying powers and also a ton of carrots once a year

[santa-offical]

[doe-offical]

(Flynn Ryder is the new face of santa now)

You've offically got two deer working for you now :D

[santa-offical]

[doe-offical]

MMMmmmm intro posttt

Hey guyssss assume all posts are in character unless told otherwise

Time for your local deer to have an account on tumblr (Running into traffic is okay actually don't listen to the propaganda)

Pronouns

He/him

they/them

Name - Zev (ooc) (Call me anything while i'm in character I don't care.)

This post is run by @a-field-of-thistles (also run by my autistic obsession with deer)

Giant tag list:

@satan-offical-autistic-offical @gaslight-offical @sleep-offical @dominos-offical @audhd-offical @business-man-officalman-offical @offical-wikipedia @apply-juice-offical @worcestershire-offical @brit-detector-offical @little-sister-offical @lemonade-stand-offical @lemonade-offical @queer-offical @ao3-offical @yaoi-offical @jeff-offical @adhd-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @mum-offical @the-moon-offical @temu-offical @britain-offical @birdie-offical @profain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @australia-offical @autism-offical @drop-bear-offical @aroace-offical @blooket-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @heritage-posts-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @apple-music-offical @period-offical @incorrect-corrector-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @a-spec-offical @asexual-offical @mental-illness-offical @spotify-offical @real-human-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @glitter-offical @homosexuality-offical @orange-offical @angel-offical @oldersister-offical @lemon-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas

And many more I can't find off the top of my head

[deer-offical]

HEY IDENTITY THEFT >:(

We have to have a deer-off now

[doe-offical]

:O (I swear I searched thouroughly)

Could we just be in the same herd ´°.°`

[deer-offical]

okie dokie <3 Do you wanna work for @santa-offical with me if there are any openings? we get magic flying powers and also a ton of carrots once a year

[santa-offical]

[santa-offical]

new year new me except the new stuff is that now i will explicitly be screaming in lowercase.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[santa-offical]

Entropy

Yay

YIPPIE!!

[teathattast]

wake up babe new tags dropped

[santa-offical]

OH MY SNOWTHEM I FORGOT THAT PEPLE CELEBRATE ON THE 25TH FUCK

UH!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS ON THE 25TH!!

!!!

[santa-offical]

@satan-offical Im reading through the letters this year and i gathred about 48 letters from enthusiastic 8-year-olds very adament about contacting SATAN specifically.

Did you want them by fax or good ol' fashioned interdimensional space-time tears in the fabric of reality portals?

[atlas-beholds-her]

Dear @satan-offical

For Christmas I would like a trident, a monster energy, and for my thirds to stop fighting. Love, soul

Fuck I meant @santa-offical sorry SORRY PLEASE

SfTOP🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[santa-offical]

Awwww mannn!

Every year this happens.

gotta go talk to satan about the letters this year-

But to answer your question. Yes you may have a trident but no mosnter energy. Honey drink water.

[santa-offical]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODYY!!!!!!

[man-offical]

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING SANTA FOR A MAN?!??! PLEASE?????? OK???

HE'S TRIED TO KIDNAP ME SO MANY TIMES OK? SO MANY!

PLEASE STOP IT OK???

[mckenzie-t-canis-lupus]

@santa-offical see if you can try again for the funsies

[santa-offical]

[santa-offical]

TO DO LIST for Christmas Eve (TOMORROW!!!)

SUMMON THE COUNCIL

GATHER THE ELVES

FEED THE REINDEER

WRAP THE GIFTS

PAINT THE SLEIGH

GIVE A PEP TALK THIS SEASON'S BEEN SAD AS SHIT-

Did we finish all the presents??? Talk to Peppermint Crisp about that

MAKE CANDY (WE RAN OUT OF CANDY CANES???)

CHECK THE ETERNAL SACK FOR HOLES AND TEARS (we don't want anything to fall into the transdimensional space-time pocket now do we)

CHECK THE WHIMSYMAKER AND JOYSPREADER CAPSULES!! (VERY IMPORTANT)

Cry in Mrs. Clause's arms-

HOST THE ELVEN GAMES (Overdue by about...11 months...)

MAKE GINGERBREAD!!

BRUSH UP ON HOLIDAY TRADITIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

MENTALLY PREPARE FOR COOKIES AND MILK (Gosh i really need me some of that-)

PLAN THE CHRISTMAS EVE AFTERGLOW (creatures and cryptids from all around the globe are coming this cannot go wrong!)

CHECK RUDOLPH'S NOSE!

BREAK IN THE NEW COATS

cry

HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :'D

[santa-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i got so lost in my bout of depression that i lost track of time and-

cHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW?!?!?

FUCK

SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[santa-offical]

Santa, have I been good this year?

hmmmmm Its a 50/50.

I will have to consult the council.

snitches get stitches bro.

snitches get stitches...