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hiii ok I'm theo!!

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always looking for moots!! please yap with me about anything. always taking recs for media!

Oh also!! If you have fanfic reqs lmk cause I'm always looking for more prompts. No guarantees I'll actually do it obviously + I might not know the fandom but worth asking!

#intro #intro post #blog intro #pinned intro #hiii :3 #guess who it is

pukicho

My flashlight is 7000 lumens. Yours is a pitiful 5000 lumens. You are nothing to me.

You’re the second person who has belittled my flashlight. I am very proud of my bright flashlight. I think it’s the coolest thing ever. I once brought it into a forest and the entire forest was lit up - that’s what my flashlight can do and I'm proud of it for doing that.

pukicho

“Woahh there, settle down now!” I say to you as if you were a horse. It works. You become settled.

santasemoson

@dipskiff

dipskiff

SHEJHEKAJSK SHUT UP

santasemoson

ITS TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT

santasemoson

go to bed

I’ll have you know it’s 10pm

xmgzinternet

well...... uhhhhh it's 12 for me. so...

santasemoson

SO YOU SHOULD GO TO BED

xmgzinternet

uh no, thats for nerds (which i am not.)

but you're a nerd so

santasemoson

i’m not gonna be ralsei, i kin susie. @dipskiff tell them i’m not ralsei, tell them im susie

dipskiff

Hate to say it, you’re kinda ralsei coded

santasemoson

i will only say things i regret

What is ur username btw

santa’s emo son!

idk if this has been said already but what if the changed soul colors each boss monster is associated with are the people they killed. toriel always hated the idea of killing humans who fell in and tried to save them, which explains why she doesn’t change your soul color, idk just a thought

#yipsandyaps #undertale #toriel #sans undertale #sans #papyrus #undyne #idk it’s a cool thought #like the monster that killed the human just automatically absorbed the soul #i feel like it’s also cool in the sense of the endings #like it means flowey killed each one of the boss monsters #to get the souls back #also it means almost all of them would need to be there #it means sans lost to flowey #or just gave up #it’s also a way to connect the underground’s different towns/cities #like it’s great for political support for your plan #it makes people feel more connected #maybe i’m thinking about this too much

jadengrave

hii im jaden grave

my name is jaden and im an independent artist from indianapolis, right now i have an acoustic ep out and i just hope whatever i write can mean something to someone else out there in the universe :)

santasemoson

LISTEN TO CHURCH PARKING LOT OH MY GOD

#PEAK SONG

jadengrave

hii im jaden grave

my name is jaden and im an independent artist from indianapolis, right now i have an acoustic ep out and i just hope whatever i write can mean something to someone else out there in the universe :)

#music recs #go listen to them guys #indie #indie rock #music #very swag songs #guitar playing is very good #yipsandyaps

milich96

What are u hiding, Tenna

#the way i knew exactly where this was from #guys guess if i was a weird kid #deltarune #spamtenna #spamton #spamton deltarune #ant tenna #tenna deltarune

coolfireguy73

Glowing snow

[Spamtenna masterpost link]

(For more Spamtenna content)

I had to make Spamton bigger than I usually draw him so you could read what's on his glasses :/

I don't know exactly how I feel about this drawing tho...

(maybe beacause it's 5 am and I haven't slept yet lol)

zovie9638

The obsession is BAAAADDD but it doesn't matter, it's better than drug isn't? Here's my contribution, cooked with love. Bonus under the cut

I made more

This comic is a hate letter to every godamn pants that are made like they should never be bend. Those pants so hard that they cut you in half when your sit or break open.