Avengers ASSemble!

STILL FEMALE IRON MAN. 28. UK. I like a lot of stuff and I used to be papamooselecki. Avatar credit @ mostly10

[zabreneva]

Schrodinger’s Nap: where you are both too tired to do things and awake enough to not fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed suffering.

[lisaveronica]

If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood who you gonna call?

[jesse-eisenberg]

-Stark, we need a plan of attack! 

-I have a plan: attack!

[sixpenceee]

The following sand sculpture is supposed to represent the Lovers of Valdaro, a pair of human skeletons found embracing each other at a construction site outside Mantua, Italy. They are believed by archaeologists to be a man and a woman from the Neolithic period, buried around 6,000 years ago

[feelsarejustfeels]

Even this couple had a better chance at love

[santaskywalker]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[fuian]

开车～【并不是】……汉语才懂的梗_(:з」∠)_

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[tertwig]

YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW! Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

[zerosuitsushi-deactivated201811]

 I WANT ONE!

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[crowwhodraws]

Crows also have distinct dialects depending on where they are from 

[enderoid]

Crows are rad

[freak-priest]

I love crows so much you don’t understand I really really love crows.

[janblue]

[x]

[santaskywalker]

because I do have quite a lot of followers on here still, s/o to the blog that I try to use now

[sinii]

[lostiel]

#DAD JOKES

[donpardosaymyname]

#HOT DAD JOKES

[ghostlykai-deactivated20150822]

I’m gonna say this now okay

If someone says they aren’t a girl, DO NOT CALL THEM A GIRL P L E A S E

I don’t cARE if they are wearing a dress and heels and makeup with done up hair and cleavage showing , if they say they are not a girl THEY AREN’T a GIRL Respect their name and pronouns whether they’re he/him, they/their, or any others okay

[santaskywalker]

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

[pretentiousteatime-blog]

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

[bilbobagginsirl]

….wait

[vicivefallen]

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

* AGGRESSIVELY GETS THE MILK* 

[udaarii]

[agentsofthenterprise]

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

[paperbarkpress-deactivated20240]

When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.

Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)