suddenly, pineapples

Grace. 21. uk. raging bisexual. excessive tea drinker. silent film enthusiast. chocolate milkshakes are my energy source. i have a raging hard on for superheroes and kawaii shit"Magic swans get me off." - Robert Downey Jr

[capacity]

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[pennanpayper]

*murders somebody*

*hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat*

*gets questioned by the police*

Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol”

Police: lol

Judge: lol

Inmate: lol

[the-bluespirit]

”She wanted to be with Carrie.” - Todd Fisher Carrie Fisher [October 21, 1956 - December 27, 2016] Debbie Reynolds [April 1, 1932 - December 28 2016]

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[bartybunsgone-deactivated201206]

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL destroys the homophobia behind “religious freedom” bills.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via georgiewashington)

[daveycameronisapie]

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

[kreuzader]

[retrogamingblog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I’ve been part of a discussion on this before and apparently almost everybody thinks of a forklift first but none of us can say why we do.

[marauders4evr]

Wait hold up

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[annie-cu]

Audio Mistake

[fuckyeahcommunity]

I will always reblog this

[chewblacca]

me, walking into 2017 with my eyes closed: im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post