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Hey Santa Squad!

Since Twitter is going to eventually end, we have decided to make our very own Tumblr!

And yes, we shall be live until January first. Talk about a Christmas in July!

#santa #santasquad #christmas #july #present

HOHOHOHOHOH. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE? DEAD? PIECE OF SHIT ELVES. ILL MAKE SURE TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE.

#santa #elves #i live #marty

HO HO HO! SANTA NEVER DIES!

#santasquad #santa #christmas #present #reindeer

👋Goodbye Santa Squad. See you next year!🎄

Santa was shot dead in North Carolina. Sorry to those who didn't get their presents.

#santa #goodbye #tree #santasquad #newyears #north carolina

oh god

hes dead i didn tknwo the gun was loaded imsorry

#santasquad

#santasquad #mutilated corpse

radiant-vulpine

I suppose this is a bit weird, but I guess I just wanted to doodle how I'm feeling, some explanations to why things are going a little slower, etc. I definitely need to take a break eventually.

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#santasquad

elf on the shelf

who up playing with they elf

#santasquad #elf on the shelf

https://soundcloud.com/dr-fansong-thing/late-night-lackeys-old

this version was literally so much better why did they retcon it

#santasquad

postitforward

Go back to bed—it’s World Sleep Day!

World Sleep Day is a global, annual call to action celebrating the importance of a good night’s sleep. Sleep is essential for health!

In partnership with World Sleep Society, we’re encouraging you to practice some self-care and look after your health. How? Just LOG OFF & GO TO SLEEP!

How can you help to make this our biggest celebration yet?

We know it’s a big ask, but we’re confident you can handle these two enormously difficult tasks:

For Web users:

LOG OFF

GO TO SLEEP

For App users:

LOG OFF

GO TO SLEEP

Need a little sleep-spo?

Check out the #GoToSleepTumblr tag. You can head over to @music for some soothing sounds to put you in the mood to snooze and stop by @gotosleep for the largest collection of yawn-inducing content. Let’s count some sheep, Tumblr.

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Ok, ok, you can grab some sleepy crabs before you log off. Then count 'em like they're sheep and go to sleep 🌝

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ROT IN HELL

#santasquad

Hohoho!

I definitely need to take a break eventually.

#santasquad

KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE KRILL YOUR SPONGE

#santasquad

Hey Santa Squad! It’s already November.

🎅It’s November! Which means its almost Christmas time! Enjoy your turkeys. 🦃