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@santhelopez
I don’t like the word slutty, because people tend to associate it with a negative context, but I feel ya. Nothing wrong with some sideboob action.
Right. Anyways, that's my plan if end up getting mask. Or maybe pull an Angelina and have my leg sticking out minus it looking like a chicken wing.
I need to go shopping for a dress, pronto. Even though the idea of wearing heels kinda makes me die inside, I might just do it. Wearing my trusty Converse with a dress is probably too Avril Lavigne before she went pop, and this dance thing is supposed to be all fancy~. I’m the worst at this kind of bullshit.
I suggest the slutty route if nothing works out. Nothing says fancy like a good view of some side boob.
I can’t even begin to decide what I’m going to wear to the masquerade… Has anyone chosen what color they’re wearing so I know what to avoid?
Why does color matter? it's all about the silhouette.
[private]
Yeah, I was bluffing like hell. Damn our genes.
True but without them we'd be so screwed.
[private]
Just for that, you’re getting a D.
See that's impossible because Lopezs don't get anything higher than a low B. It's genetic.
[private]
You couldn’t just let some nerd do your homework before this? I’m pretty sure some freshman nerd would bow down to do your homework.
I was but then as God had it, you came to me with desperation and having you do it so much more fun.
So...
She’s a wounded baby bird who doesn’t know about Oreos and she must be protected at all costs.
Until she learns. Then we kick her out of the nest and let her learn to fly.
I wouldn't take it that far. It's probably for the best she didn't know. Can't tell you how many times I've nearly died at the gym trying to work off a night's cookie binge.
thoughts on taylor?
Who the hell cares?
[private]
Yeah, that homework thing is gonna have to be changed ‘cause I don’t even do my own homework.
Does anybody? I wouldn't be asking for this if it wasn't for the teach demanding I turn in something.
[private]
You’re so evil. You’re worse than me. Thanks, San. I’ll make sure you get an A on that homework, unless you’re failing the class, then I’ll make it at least a B.
I'm not evil, just smart when it comes to living in the real world. This is what sisterhood is about though. I scratch your back and you do my homework.
Are you a lesbian?
How about it's none of your damn business?
So...
Maria didn’t even know they made Oreos for the holidays. Help her, San.
Well Maria is a special gem in Lopez clan to be nice.
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I know, you don’t have to tell me. She was probably screaming all kinds of demonic chants in Spanish when she saw it was gone. Well, he’s in jail for murder, so I don’t think I’d be that low.
If I do that, we’re gonna have to have the same story.
Still. I'm sure she'll believe you were out with me getting shots with Tamera and our old group of friends while you happened to see a maid in the garage eyeing the car.
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Oh my god, Santana! Don’t say that. She’s not gonna die anytime soon, please. Anways, I kinda stole Mami’s favorite car. You know, the red one? She pissed me off during Thanksgiving Break, so I took the car she told us to never touch and I drove it to the top of the hill near our house. Then, I got out of the car, turned it on and put it on drive and let it roll down the hill. I don’t even know why I did, she just upset me because I was just telling her how she’s never home when we’re home and she started going on about how I’m ungrateful. I’m not ungrateful of anything, I love all my shoes. I thought she would be understanding since we’re close, but I was fucking wrong. She even had the nerve to leave the dinner early to go to some stupid event. So, I think she found out that the car is fucked up. So, yeah. I need an excuse or something.
Oh good god Maria. You're so screwed if Mami already knows. Like she's gonna kill you and find you in the next life and then kill you again. I can't believe you had the balls to do that. Like you'd get demoted from head child to below cousin Roberto and he's in jail.
If she asks just say you were out with me. Besides dinner, I was gone the whole time.
Good thing no ones got values around this place.
True. Let me know when the battle begins.
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Of course. Okay, so you promise to keep this between us? Because if Mami finds out what I’m about to tell you, she’ll kill me.
I swear on Abuela Lopez's soon to be grave. What's up?
You’re lucky I’m really good in math. Okay, when do you need it done?
By Thursday. Don't forget to show your work.
