I'm married to the music

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

I can put her in another room! Then she can’t judge you. And feeding her fixes that. 

[santiago-bezauri]

But what if we get into one of those lovely "married couple" fights? You could feed her me.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[kit--lewis-deactivated20131108]

I never get sick of pizza rolls.

[santiago-bezauri]

Makes pretty good hangover food.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

I think it’s cause you’re too lazy to move in here.

[santiago-bezauri]

I resent that accusation greatly.

I think it's because your spider still creeps me out just a tiny bit. I don't think she likes me.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[gina-the-badass-ninja]

Oh shut up, will you? I’m being nice here, don’t act like a twat. And I’ll remember how you didn’t give me any cereal!

[santiago-bezauri]

I'll act like a twat if I want to. After all, I know you don't have any feelings to get hurt. 

Yeah, I bet you will, Gin. I bet you will.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[gina-the-badass-ninja]

Hey! Don’t tell me to step off you little… thing! How’re anyway, haven’t seen you in weeeeeeks!

[santiago-bezauri]

Little thing? Don't tell me your insults have grown even weaker in my absence.

Yeah, yeah. I know, you miss me.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[jacobsdane]

Have you ever thought about dieting?

[santiago-bezauri]

Are you calling me fat?

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

…I don’t know, actually.

[santiago-bezauri]

Yeah? Me neither.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[kit--lewis-deactivated20131108]

Who needs anything else?

[santiago-bezauri]

Well, to be fair, I would probably get sick of the same thing eventually.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[gina-the-badass-ninja]

Why are you complaining. Captain Crunch is my favourite second cereal. Gimme gimme gimmeeeeeee…

[santiago-bezauri]

Woah heeeey! Step off!

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[jacobsdane]

I mean, you should, but

[santiago-bezauri]

That it is, that it is.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[bulletproofzelda]

You act like it’s a bad thing.

[santiago-bezauri]

Oh, never.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

Oh, so that’s my purpose? Shopping? Well I did go grocery shopping today but it’s all at my place.

[santiago-bezauri]

Remind me why we sleep in different beds again?

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[jacobsdane]

Well, I hear it’s really unhealthy.

[santiago-bezauri]

Is that supposed to make me stop?

[santiago-bezauri]

[text from Art] We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Inside, we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it

[text] You okay there, babe?

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

You should probably go shopping then.

[santiago-bezauri]

I don't know how to shop.

That's what I have you for.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

[jacobsdane]

And what’s wrong with Captain Crunch?

[santiago-bezauri]

You tell me, bro. Because I can't find a single thing wrong with it.

[santiago-bezauri]

All I have to eat is Captain Crunch.

Oh well.