byeeeeeeeeee

the bully; has no tolerance for weakness, especially in themselves ::: hey! it's santi.....yeah yeah yeah, that guy!! no, not the asshole, the great dude!! what are you talking about, i'm not drunk AT ALL but i just wanted to catch up. you have a boyfriend? good for you!! really, i'm glad u have that stability in your life. * caller hangs up * i for sure fucking don't

[oliviawalsh-deltapres-blog]

“LET ME IN PLEASE! I need to use the bathroom!” A drunk Aria furiously knocked at someone’s door, hoping for the room’s owner to answer. It was already past midnight but she lost her key card and she’s already tired so when the door opened, a smile was formed on her lips. “I’m so sorry I lost my keycard somewhere and… is it okay if I stay here for the night?”

[santipaddy-blog]

Santi was watching a UFC fight on his flat screen television. His fingers orange from the loud plastic snack bag between his lap; upon hearing a knock, he shoved said snacks inside his bedside. He hopped up to open the door and raised a single eyebrow at the sight of Aria. “Maybe a bit longer.” He smiled, but grimaced when he smelt the alcohol on her breath when she spoke. “Go pee now, god,” he urgently said, pointing at his ensuite bathroom. “What are you even doing in the guys’ hallway?” 

[brookewthh-blog]

“  I don’t really like asking for help especially if I’d end up bothering you but I really need your help about this shitty project I am doing. You don’t really have to do anything but just stand there and act all emotional? Please? Like pretty, pretty please?  ”

[santipaddy-blog]

“ The answer is no, especially if it’s girly film shit. But what am I being emotional about?? Brooke, that shit is important to me. I don’t wanna be some pendejo on camera unless I look badass..like, as fuck.”

[margaretcarnahan]

“Oh no, sugar. I don’t think you understand.” Birdee closed her notebook, hiding her notes as she reminded herself that decking someone over the head wasn’t how her mama raised her to be. But goodness, Lord sure was testing her patience today. “I work my ass off for these notes and I never work for free. Now, unless you got something I might be interested in, I suggest getting that tush of yours on one of those chairs and study like your life depends on it.” 

[santipaddy-blog]

“No, sweetpea,” he replied with a pitch higher than expected and more mocking than necessary, trying to wear her Southern twang. He couldn’t recognise that this wouldn’t help his case, his plea for help but that didn’t register in his mind as he continued. “This ass is meant to look great in shorts and shake in the club.” Santiago just had to do a mini dance in this study setting to prove his point.  “I’ve got anything you’d be interested in. Even someone as innocent as you, just watch me.”

[ppparvcnu]

—aaaaat the fuck????? 

B E A T : UN : B E A T : DEUX : B E A T.

—ooooo i look like i pay some idiot to finish my shit????? wtfh?????

“I heard it goes for a couple of ben franklins on craigslist, but that shit ain’t topnotch.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“Craiglist? Dude, what do you think I am?”  

“Always here to support your locally grown academic dishonesty. If I don’t put poison in my bod, ain’t gonna put it in my work. Ethic.” 

[santipaddy-blog]

blondes or brunettes?

blondes.

[alice-kwon]

“There are definitely worse things than impulse adopting. It just would have been nice to have a heads up before they drop by and drop the kid on me for brotherly bonding time.” He looked up at Santi with an eyebrow raised. “’Ultimate Uncle Santi’? Does that mean you volunteer to babysit sometimes? And I am pretty sure mom and dad will be back before tonight. They didn’t really leave me anything to take care of the kid overnight, so I am assuming they are coming back for him. Or at least I hope.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“Aren’t uncles supposed to be irresponsible? Mine is anyway, thought that’s why I fit the bill.” Santi bit his lower lip briefly before he added a laugh of joking nervousness. “I’m the fun one, that doesn’t do shit.” Exhaling heavily, it was a sigh of incredible relief at his parents’ return. “Good. Don’t your parents being near campus make you nervous? I swear to God if I had to hear my parents yammering their stupid mouths I’d be running for the hills out back.” 

[stxnfordperfection-deactivated2]

“Three? You’re a cruel man, you know that?”

“Hypothetically, it’d take a living, breathing unicorn because that’s about the only thing I want and don’t have already. Besides, writing essays is super boring and I don’t do boring.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“I can be if I want. But the guy bought it upon himself! How could I know? Not my fault he doesn’t know how to have fun properly.”

“Whatever, all this talk of schoolwork is boring me too. Can I tempt you with something from the smoothie bar?” 

[oliviawalsh-deltapres-blog]

“Well to mention one, you were afraid of a snake – a really small snake – and you almost screamed like a girl when we went camping once. As much as I agree with you that writing essays is boring, I’m quite sure you’re just making it as an excuse because your little brain can’t really make you write, even just a sentence.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“Hey, that was life-saving. If it wasn’t for my sharp ass reflexes, we could have died. In the middle of the damn forest. Honest truth, I swear to God. I really doubt my brain is that small, otherwise it would burst from the amount of blood I pump into it every time I work out. Science. Can you do fifty push-ups, little miss?”

[santipaddy-blog]

What's your ideal girl like?

Not latina. I feel like I’ve seen a sample size too big and our personalities aren’t compatible. She would have a great ass though and an impressive rack but I’m not picky on that. Surprise. I like how some of the girls at the gym look, but when they sweat too much it’s not as hot. My ideal girl is chill but not too chill, like me maybe. Just someone to have fun with. And she wouldn’t judge everything I do. Just let me do my own thing. Like come with me to wrestling matches and enjoy them. And she won’t whine. It happens too much. Even the most fun and hottest girls will whine. 

[santipaddy-blog]

[oliviawalsh-deltapres-blog]

“And how much do I have to tell you that I won’t write your essay? Just for once Santi, why don’t you try and write your own? Are you too afraid to get an F?”

[santipaddy-blog]

“As many times as you wan — maybe you’ll get more annoyed.”

“Fucking scared? Aria, when am I ever afraid of anything? Writing essays is so boring. I don’t need to give a fuck about classwork.

[coleyduchannes-deactivated20160]

“Don’t we all? It’s why I took subject where the essay writing was minimal. Well they all just want to be in the loop, and they’ll take whatever money you throw at them. I’m trying to think of something, though I guess it depends on what you want to give me.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“What I want to give you...that’s on you, not me. Don’t act so unsure. You definitely want something. If you can think that, then you can probably think of my essay! Probably got time for it if you have ‘minimal’ essays.” 

[gidprcwett]

Poppy looked up from her work, chewing absently on her bottom lip. She couldn’t quite tell if he was addressing her, or the room in general, but spoke up regardless. “Well that would depend on the assignment,” she glanced back down at her notes, drawing absently in an effort not to sound too interested, “and how much you’re willing to cough up.” Poppy could certainly do with some extra spending money.

[santipaddy-blog]

Santiago stood up from his slouch instantly. Perhaps, this was not the best thing to say to a group of students studying but like anything, this was something Santiago deliberately noticed but ignored. “Don’t worry how much I’m willing to cough up,” he replied, each word curt. “I just need to pass. And maybe, you could recover from it with a few glamorous as fuck evenings. I usually offer baseball tickets but that might not work with a person like you.” 

[alice-kwon]

“Well, I found out why dad dropped by,” David informed the person next to him. “He and mom impulse adopted another kid. So apparently I need to be a good role model now. I am a good role model - look at Big Brother David, and to the exact opposite. Then you’re sure not to go to Hell.”

[santipaddy-blog]

Santi pointed to the child, with an outright grimace. His eyes widened greatly at first, but relaxed when he started to talk. “This kid is tiny. But hell, at least your parents don’t commit fraud or bribe on an impulse. Maybe he can look at Big Brother David and Ultimate Uncle Santi for even more examples. Does that mean you can’t go out tonight because of this thing?” 

[stxnfordperfection-deactivated2]

“He what?”

“Seriously? That’s what you get for messing with the junkies! For real though, no way in Hell I’m gonna write your essay.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“He was pretty paranoid about his own grades, always had cigs on him. Guess handling three people’s work got to him even more, LOL.”

“What would it take, uh, hypothetically?”  

[mayacromwell-blog]

“If you thought I would agree, then you really need someone to write that paper for you.”

[santipaddy-blog]

“I’m not that desperate, but still, I think this is a good deal from you end. You don’t think so?” 

[perfectstormrising]

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via perfectstormrising)