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sao she/her pronouns str: 10 // int: 13 // wis: 14 // dex: 10 // con: 10 // chr: 17 blog contains: cats, ocs, sao's life ramblings, various fandoms if you're here for steven universe welcome to the land of disappointment nsfwblog: saofilth dragonblog: saofishdragons

[saofish]

so like half of my blogs are likely to get deleted today and i’m pissed about it 

i know i’m not super active like, ever anymore, so it’s not like a lot of y’all will even miss me, but if you do wanna find me, hit me up:

twitter: thesaofish (personal, mostly friends-talk & slice of life snippets) 

dreamwidth: saofish (mostly using as an archive for my writing) 

pillowfort: saofish (planning to use as tumblr replacement for art & etc type stuff!  nothing going on yet as i haven’t had the chance to set it up xD;; ) 

[cloudvelundr]

I’ve been seeing a lot of threat posts lately and honestly? Fuck that shit. People could have made nice posts but no - y’all gotta go and give people anxiety. No-one needs to reblog bupkis.

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[amnesiaguy]

venom (2018)

[gay-engineer]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

[thefloatingstone]

When a fic isn’t very good but it’s got your favourite tropes in it so you keep reading it out of pure stubbornness

[qwantzfeed]

if you don’t know canadian folk music then i’m sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC IS NOT FOR YOU, but check out Stan Rogers and then come back and you’ll have NO REGRETS

[yaaurens]

@iwilltrytobereasonable

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

OH MY FRICKING WORD

[greylilacs]

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

[lottafandoms]

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Oh my god

[saofish]

so i played this and my cat (previously dozing in my lap) perked RIGHT UP and is now looking around worriedly trying to find the KITTENS 

[knithacker]

Jolly Rotten’s ‘Metal Knitting Tutorial’ - How To Draw a Knitting Person https://wp.me/pjlln-2Ts

[jumpingjacktrash]

reals tho why does everyone draw the needles pointing down, your thing would fall right off them

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[kaishabackwards-deactivated2020]

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[trash-slvt]

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

[parody-bit]

Augh, my tea!

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

i thought it was short for gleonard

[saofish]

@gl-n pls confirm or deny

[gl-n]

I have had people tell me to my face that glen is short for glenjamin and gleonard (multiple, separate occasions) and they’re close, but it’s actually short for glemony snicket

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

i thought it was short for gleonard

[saofish]

@gl-n pls confirm or deny

[guardofvariansbutt]

The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed to fuck up your ears tattoo shop literally next door. Like I was frantic. Snakes manifested in my house

Piercing guns almost ALWAYS cause infections

They hurt more because they jam dull jewelry into your ear

Needles from a professional are designed to allow for minimum damage thus less pain.

The people working there literally have no idea what the fuck they’re doing and just guess it with a 1 hour training video vs a professional who trained under a mentor for at least a year and has a passion in the craft

They use bad metal for healings (copper, silver, etc) that can irritate ears. Surgical grade steel should be the only thing in your healing piercings

They put them on way to tight, causing swelling issues. Swelling is normal and piercings should be large enough to allow for that

They give you shit aftercare advice and cleaner (literally just buy saline solution at Spencer’s or hot topic for 8 dollars at the most and don’t touch them at all)

If done on cartilage it can LITERALLY SHATTER YOUR EARS

Please if any young girls in your family want their ears pierced take them to actual professional and don’t trust piercing guns. If a professional says your kid is too young (I.e a fucking baby) then trust their professional judgement. It costs more but you are getting essentially a art piece from a highly trained professional who knows what they’re doing vs a part time min wage employee who had 1 hour training on how to pierce ears.

I literally wrote an entire essay in college why piercing guns should be banned with pictures and my professor told me she was so interested in my topic and had no idea and even googled the topic herself out of curiosity and was horrified on the amount of damage they case

[vextera]

I am a licensed piercing professional and this is all sound and accurate advice. Get your piercings done by a licensed professional at a reputable shop. Not at the mall kiosk that uses piercing guns. Not by your friend who ordered a kit off of Amazon. 

Association of Professional Piercers Aftercare Guide:

https://www.safepiercing.org/aftercare.php

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[jumpingjacktrash]

this one’s a bit tricky:

affect: causing the thing

effect: the thing that’s caused

you can affect a change; the change is then effected.

sound affects people’s feelings when they hear it. sound effects are one of the things that can affect you.

gamma rays affect human cells in weird ways in the movies; the effect of exposure is turning into the hulk.

[saofish]

i always remembered this one with an “a before e” alphabetical mnemonic !  

you have to (a)ffect a thing before the (e)ffect happens