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Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is–

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

just-shower-thoughts

When Stan Lee leaves us all, Deadpool should do cameos in all Marvel movies in place of him.

chaoticgood-queer

Complete with fake mustache, aviators, and a grey wig. On top of his suit of course.

ultrafacts

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

magicalgirlmindcrank

Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit

fakescience

Good Lab Practices

fakescience

Common Medical Procedures

odinsblog

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

did-you-know

Employees at the Amsterdam zoo found an abandoned griffon vulture egg that none of the other vultures would adopt, so they placed it with a gay couple that had been nesting, bonding, and mating for years. The two males immediately took turns lying on the egg, cared for it until it hatched, and are now a happy family of three. Source Source 2

daily-showerthoughts

Somebody somewhere hates you so much because of how someone described you to them.

daily-showerthoughts

If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna

jason-todds

Do you really think it’s a good idea to go back to Earth? Yes, of course. The people of Earth love me, I’m very popular.

baulderdashing

He’s not wrong.

daily-showerthoughts

There were no humans for the first 99.999% of Earth’s existence, and most stuff doesn’t get fossilized… so there have probably been unimaginably terrifying creatures on Earth that we’ll never even know existed.