noah: shes straight what else is there to get

im jaques and i got back into td in 2019 | about

[sapiosexualnoah]

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[saltyfreckless]

my hand slipped

[totaljenisland]

[dontkillhimyouclown]

[yourfavecharacterkins]

Katie from Total Drama Island kins Sadie from Total Drama Island!

[the-killer-ass]

[eroscestlavie]

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

[eroscestlavie]

bottom storage = when your gay-coded villain is defeated but is too charismatic and important to the plot to actually be killed off and is also too interesting to be put in actual prison, but also needs to be accessible for talking to or possibly being a b-character in future movies with a different villain? he gets put, in Bottom Storage. which is a prison with no actual bars on it that instead looks like huge tupperware. and he goes in there. 

thats Bottom Storage.

[lezbianz]

[chrismcbastard]

[blogging-not-my-forte]

[sckrrt]

i haven’t been outside in about 6 months. my neighbors noticed the stench of dead animal coming from my house and called 911. when the ambulance arrived they found me behind my refrigerator, covered in cobwebs and ants. when they try and load me into the car, i bite one of them and tear a hole as big as a fist into their arm. they sedate me just long enough to strap me onto a stretcher and haul me to the hospital. while at the hospital, they run tests and x-rays and find something lodged deep inside of my rectum. it’s the my plush toys noah plush, a character off of the hit series total drama. they try to take him out but i squeeze my ass cheeks so tight they can’t get a good grab on the soft felt of the plush toy version of noah total drama. it’s hopeless. they are forced to euthanize me. the doctors sue my plush toys for the death of yet another customer. my body is thrown into the lake, still with the noah plush toy hidden in my anus.

[antigwenclub]

Child’s Play (1988)

[nightclubsinger]

Jean Paul Gaultier

[dontkillhimyouclown]

Tumblr is homophobic for limiting me to ten pics in regular format 😔

Also speaking of being homophobic, don’t roast me over my headcanons, they aren’t all even accurate to what I think, there just aren’t enough straight people on this show so I had to improvise with a few

[tomvin-deactivated]

vibe check

*breaks your heart and chews it up and spits it out and then steps on it, throws it down a sewer, calls it names, and then laughs*

[blogging-not-my-forte]

[alejandroburromuertos]

[yourfaveismorosexual]

Noah from Total Drama is morosexual

Noah from Total Drama is Morosexual!

[alecodys]

“Yo dude, check out this book Lindsay recommended to me! It’s a totally good read, really inspired me to fight back against multi-billion dollar business conglomerates, you know?”

Inspired by @totaljenisland

[alecodys]

You’re all absolutely insane. I can’t believe it. You all united to get this to 100 notes.

[totaljenisland]

bands/artists the td characters listen 2

trent- radiohead

chris- red hot chili peppers

cody- fucking. weezer

heather- SLAYYYTER..

lindsay- taylor swift

duncan- . sid vicious

harold- wheatus

courtney- loona <3

leshawna- LIZZO

bridgette- vance joy

gwen- falling in reverse

izzy- blood on the dance floor

tyler- hes also into taylor swift bc of lindsay

zeke- gregorian chants

beth- whoever made the it’s raining tacos song

katie and sadie- wham !

geoff- pitt bull...

eva- exclusively workout mixes

justin- LADY GAGA

noah- ...the smiths

owen- weird al

dj- neutral milk hotel