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[jeniferprince]

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[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[a-fair-and-stately-place]

I want her

[femmeprincess03]

sitting down inbetween someones legs as they gently brush your hair

[yourneighborhoodloverboy]

shoutout to the girls who have such a thing for voices that you can be telling them about your day, tone soft and low as you lie in bed with your phone beside your head, and all of a sudden their replies become delayed as they fight to stay focused on your story.

the girls whose brains start moving slower, no longer paying attention to what you're actually saying, too distracted by the ache that definitely wasn't there before you called.

the girls who will absolutely deny their inattention, even when you have to repeat your question multiple times. the ones who will blame their sleepiness or their phone connection or a distracting notification, anything but the truth. the ones who can't quite fight their instinctual whine when your voice drops just a little deeper upon realizing exactly what's happening, asking if it's your voice that's got them all distracted.

the girls whose hips are grinding down against their mattress before they can even consider stopping it, too affected by your tone to continue pretending it's anything else. the ones who nod frantically into their pillow before remembering you can't see them and forcing out a yes, please when you ask if they want you to keep talking. the ones who can't hold back their moan at the sound of you praising them for their good manners, hips moving with more purpose now that they have your permission.

[hypno-angel]

What?! No, I didn't get wet at the sound of your voice! I'm totally normal and it happened for... other... reasons-

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[ssentinl]

“to make out?”

“to date.”

HE JUST WANTED TO DATE MIKE

[littlelambbigheartt]

riding my pillow wishing it was ur thigh.

[pyretta-blaze333]

wait date idea i do push ups and she is under me to kiss me

[sweetkittengirl]

I moan and gasp and beg so pretty, such a shame no one can listen 😔

[urfavbait]

i actually get so fucking excited when she texts me, i’m no better than a dog actually i NEED her to manhandle me.

[faetedfemme]

butch who can’t keep their hands off you in public and marks you up in absurdly visible places just so everyone knows you belong to them

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[billiesboob]

so, not to be horny, but when are you going to sit in my lap and let me cup your cheeks and tell you how perfect you are while I kiss all over your face?????

[homunculus-argument]

One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.

Nobody knows how you respond to the news of someone you know having a long-wanted baby, because nobody in their right mind is having kids on purpose.