sad hardcore

Hiya I'm Mars!

[luxmoogle]

"Do you remember those boys who used to hang out with us?" "Riku?" "Yeah." "And the other boy?" "...what other boy?"

[intezaarlily]

grace and stratt; love as faith

[charmry]

Just posting some fanart for one of my fav mangas

[unicornconnor]

Took the toy from the kid

[farmgf]

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

[farmgf]

god. god

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No sorry I switched to injections

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No sorry I gave up trying to quit

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No I think the hole is small enough for darning

[sufficientlylargen]

Pumpkin Patch 011.305.2b 10/30/2025

Increased sweetness of sugar pumpkins by 2% to offset recent nutmeg changes.

Upped tartness variability across all cultivars by 4% (for balance).

Slightly decreased average skin hardness to make early game easier.

Bugfix: When Cinderella quest is active, stroke of midnight will no longer cause non-quest related vehicles elsewhere in the world to transform into pumpkins.

Default pumpkin types are now orange instead of neon blue for consistency with the "autumn" color palette; the memory manager will automatically patch all users' memories on load to ensure they remember them as always having looked this way.

Poltergeists possessing jack-o-lanterns can now ignite the internal candle without automatically exorcising themselves.

Pumpkin farms now cache local pumpkins, reducing disk lookups by up to 85%.

Bicyclists will no longer attempt to use pumpkins to inflate tires unless they A) have the "horribly confused" status effect, or B) are capable of successfully inflating a tire this way (e.g. users with slapstick ≥ 42 or 3+ levels of visual pun proficiency).

Pumpkins that catch fire will no longer be required to attend graduation before putting themselves out.

Minor UI tweaks.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

they're going to be animating me cheaper from now on

[moldavite-moved]

why is this about to make me sob

[sorryhahaifellasleep]

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[aceynk]

what if you ordered a corn cob on the internet to eat and i came up to you later and i was like “hey i attacked the delivery driver and tore them to pieces so i could eat the corn cob becarse i was soooooo hungry” and you were like “oh my god!! that’s MACABRE!!” .. get it. like “ma cob!!”!! well anrways funny joke aside dont worry i would never think about doing such a thing. you’re safe. i dont want you to feel scared and scared when you order a corner cob on the internet ever again. i would not do the thing i said on this story. ok. bye forever i dont want to talk to you anymore

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[bettedavisgf]

But what if there was hope….. what kind of cheesecake

i can’t save you. matcha cheesecake

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[t8oo]

i have an inordinate amount of house md drawings

[tripleseptet]

hey guys so ive been friends with this magical girl for a while and shes sweet and kind and all that. really open about the whole magical girl thing too. anyway i finally asked what her weapon is and she pulled out what i can only describe as a serrated garrote wire ??? I was expecting like a cupid's bow and arrow or at least like a pink gun. I dont think shes fighting monsters yall. what do i say