Sapphic Sibyl

28.Trans Woman. Into Queer History📚, Derby🛼, and D&d 🐉

[columboscreens]

[fallout-lou-begas]

happy pride month

[valkaryah]

Memories of Murder (2003) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[sorreleater]

at the bar 4 drinks in googling the screenplay for A Serious Man

[sapphicsibyl]

Really shitty to see multiple Internet personalities who I felt connected to partially because we had similar bodies and feelings about our bodies (comfortable and joy from being kinda chubby) suddenly become these gaunt ozempic mummies. Like obviously everyone’s relationship to their body and their health is different, but like ugh

[winonaparadise]

Listen up you cumslut, I dont REMEMBER the color of the sky so I can't TELL YOU the color of the sky but I am in a DEEP ballpit right now and the piss is up to my FUCKING ankles, man. And my name's NOT Jackie Frost it's Winona Paradise. Maybe you fucking remember me from the trans trucker skit? The nonbinary cashier video? I got a lot of fucking notes back in the day probably more than you're ever gonna see in your whole pathetic life. I wasn't the best at it but I got my shoelaces from the president just like EVERYBODY else!

[enochianribs]

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

[johannesbellerophon]

I sang all night, the moon shon on me through the trees.

No brothers left, there'll be no more after me.

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[badassdemonsword]

Al pacino offering me a mouse to eat because i imagine hes just that much of a gentleman. he WOULD ask.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Remember to check out the Patreon! I'm unemployed at the moment, so subscribing really helps me out.

Webtoons, Tapas, Bluesky, Discord Server.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Bonus panel!

[giveherswords]

two of swords

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[offical-dj-bron3]

WOOOO!!! SPRINGFIELD MISSOURI MENTIONED!!!!

so sorry if this is rude or annoying at all

I just love my state, and really want an excuse to use this meme

I know it might not be MO, because there is a Springfield in every state in the lower 48

So, if you want me to take this post down, just tell me, and I will comply

Sorry if I bothered you at all

[mangonetics]

hello welcome to post apocalyptic video game. this weapon you find is a gun made from plumbing and other garbage using no power tools. it was smashed together by a Raider (a discrete category of person, ontologically evil) while high on Drugs, and is an example of how stupid and primitive the people of The Wasteland are. it is fully automatic, has a rifled barrel, never jams, and has interchangeable magazines that are compatible with every other garbage gun made by other Raiders elsewhere in the world.

[silliest-guy-ever]

data

[sapphicsibyl]

Lin-Manuel Miranda voice: “LoOk at my sON!”

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[giantkillerjack]

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

[drememoto]

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then.  … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

[giantkillerjack]

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

[drememoto]

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

[nerdreamer]