He may not be a sugar daddy but he's a daddy sugar

NB Bi/Pan Ace. Slytherin. Thick Thighs, Thin Patience. I like my stuff cheap and sentimental, like me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cityofartists]

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

[acitywithoutwalls]

I had no idea the women in the top left and bottom left were different people

[finndamerons-archive]

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[neonprotagonist]

hot take i know its fun to joke about it because how school systems have treated us all poorly and made us out to believe that we are stupid but none of you are stupid. none of you are stupid. there are so many types of intelligence and just because yours isnt the one that lets you excel in a broken system that doesnt mean youre stupid

[winter-seance]

Night at the Museum 2

[maggins]

[greelin]

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

[villageidiotwitch]

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

[regenderate-archive]

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

[parasite-core]

Don’t forget my personal favorite: I Started Saying That Ironically And Now I Say It All The Time

[just-high-school-things]

rb if you were “gifted” in elementary school and were held to such a high standard that now this is what grades feel like

[feralkin]

did you mean

[lesbx]

before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that

[kintrapta]

Pure

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[boredpanda]

Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me

[pulasski]

lover is a sacred word reserved for only gays and hozier

[1ightly]

me for the entirety of 2019

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[coolxatu]

[tachonis]

frank: that matt murdock, does he know you’re here? come on, karen, he’s good.

everyone:

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[faun-grove]

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

[sneakyfeets]

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

[jestaposed]