[sapphicsports]

(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅) Useless lesbian. Tragic spoonie. Suffering sports fan. Annoying Trekkie. Occasional fic writer.

formerly jimothystu Team and series tiers:

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[butchbillshatner]

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: what on bbc's blue planet /End ID]

[001x456]

do you even like your blorbo if you don’t like them pathetic and half dead

[travisdermotts]

"the average major league dugout has 5 players with mustaches" factoid actualy just statistical error. average dugout has 2 players with mustaches. Mustaches Toronto, who has 10 players with mustaches, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[snowtamale]

it is incredible how much airtime even fictional men get in a broadcast that should be about women's hockey

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

you really can't teach natural whimsy like this it's in their bones

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[definitely-ellie]

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Men, omg “no one’s gotten a 30 pt season before this? The women aren’t as good as men-“ shut the fuuuuuuck up, your season is 82 games long. Obvs it’s not impressive to have 32 pts in 82 games, our season this year was 30 games, she’s That Girl. Go away.

[feastofsnakes]

nobody "gets hard" you are doing all that for attention

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[fortuneaday]

[victoire-ious]

nobody:

literally no one:

that one friend who’s a pwhl fan: it’s a royale tiger towel paper towel power play (power through tough messes)

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?