Saph

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bittersweetsadboi]

This spoke to me spiritually

[p0rn-daddy]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[bisexualhoe]

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

[cwote]

[aamunkahvihetki-deactivated2021]

if anyone here has a kink for paying all my tattoos then hit me up

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[kevingetem]

focus on YOUR goals & mind your business.

[dropovers]

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[mughler-deactivated20190524]

true beauty isnt about how clear your skin is. true beauty isnt about how thin your legs are or how tiny your waist is. true beauty is about how kind you are and how you treat people

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re tired at night, everything’s funny. When you’re tired in the morning, nothing’s funny.

[cwote]

you are amazing. spend less time around those who can’t see your worth.

[onceiwashere]

unpopular opinion

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

[sapphia]

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

[yroxis-original]

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you are driving your car.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

[just-shower-thoughts]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.