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sapph | 22 | i tried to make a new blog but i cannot escape my past

[awwww-cute]

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

[incisedwound]

[tosety]

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[not-a-space-alien]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[not-a-space-alien]

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

[not-a-space-alien]

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

[not-a-space-alien]

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[ohbeauregard]

C3E111 | The Nein Hells

Yeah, we know who's singing.

[parentheticalaside]

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

[gingersnapwolves]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[marinella-ela]

[littleguysdaily]

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[aflo]

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

[ipunchmen]

please respect european cultural dishes

[catchymemes]

It seems pretty windy

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Heat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you

[1338904]

[redfagdiver]

[deadelated]

[soberscientistlife]

[spiritsonic]

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

[spiritsonic]

This post has escaped containment within the fandom and I keep seeing tags like "lol WTF looks like a Sonic character", and it's extremely funny for me

[zombiemollusk]

[ariadne-mouse]

Liam came prepped to get back into the Caleb shoes. WIZARD KISSER indeed 😂

[machineryangel]

grabbing every 13 yo girl by the arms and yelling "YOU LOOK FINE !!!!!!! DON'T SPEND UR ALLOWANCE ON CONCEALERS GO SEE A BAD MOVIE INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS POETRY AND SONGS AND LAUGHTER W FRIENDS AND COLORFUL LEAVES !!!!!!!!!! GO READ A MARY OLIVER POEM AND YOU'LL BE OK!!!!!!!!!"

[spectre-squared]

DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH YOUR EYEBROWS

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.