how do you forget a whole sea?

neva / she/they / forest lesbian ~ your local dirtcore enthusiast ~ header by m-e-w-666

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[galaxywarp]

[pseudophan]

I taught my straight friend about the bechdel test but she kinda didn't get it because now whenever we see/meet a misogynistic guy she says: "well THAT guy's not passing the bechdel test..." and i'm like. yeah sure

at least she's got the spirit...

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[charl0ttan]

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[disco-archetypes]

CONCEPTUALIZATION - You have to say *something*.

YOU - No. It's stupid. No, no, no. No, I don't want to say those STUPID THINGS!

CONCEPTUALIZATION - I'm sorry. I'm foam. All I can do is foam, it's meaningless.

[falsity555-deactivated20251002]

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

[lithae3]

Centipede collar, handpainted

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[toddsolondz]

it’s trenchfoot thursday

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Portland was nice to explore

[queermasculine]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Dreaming of restoring the buffalo herds, too.