Sappho could never

I'm not calling shade, I'm just texting her. I make chats.

[sapphowo]

Peter: Halloween is over! You know what that means!

Tony: It’s literally 00:01-

Peter: I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SLEIGH BELLS MR STARK

[spiced-wine-fic]

[cordspaghetti]

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

[fantabulisticity]

YES. I found the exact quote:

[metallicanatural]

[ID: Image 1: art of gerard way from my chemical romance applying eyeliner in a truck stop restroom. there are two men, presumably truckers, standing next to him at the other sinks.

Image 2: a screenshot of tumblr tags that read: "one of my favorite gway quotes the way they talk about their style in the early mcr days is so full of pride +(plus) that other interview where they said the same thing about putting makeup on in a truck stop like 'who's punk now? US cuz we're dressed like fuckin cupcakes' etc. would listen to them talk about costumes and makeup and uniforms forever"

Image 3: a very corrupted screenshot of an article featuring my chemical romance. the words before and after the specific quote have been blacked out. it reads "Back then, nobody in the normal punk world was wearing black clothes, eyeliner. We'd be in a truckstop bathroom, putting make-up on. We did it because we had one mission to polarise, to irritate, to contaminate. It's like, Who's the toughest guy in the club? Us, because we're dressed like fucking cupcakes. /End ID]

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[nervedeep]

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

[sweetlikeacherry]

my new belief is that love should make you feel both held and free

[weaselle]

love is both the seat belt and the car

[unit-02]

[hustlerose]

[daikondog]

everyone be quiet !!!! he's sending email

[mell0tune]

niels peeraer wings heart bag

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

Rest in Peace.

[nakamatoo]

rest in peace queen

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

[frougpepe]

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

[frougpepe]

oh my god it was me

[thealogie]

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[sapphowo]

Loki: Fu-

Thor: You better not

Loki: Fu-

Thor: Loki NO

Loki: Fullerenes

Thor: What the fuck-

Loki: THOR

[sapphowo]

Judge: Loki Laufeyson, what is your plea? Guilty of numerous counts of murder on your failed attempt to gain rule over Earth?

Loki: *clears throat* Mothers and fuckers of the jury-

Thor: LOKI NO

[sweetwitchcherryblossom-deactiv]

Hey. Don’t support The Crowded Room. I don’t care if Tom Holland is involved or not, Dissociative Identity Disorder (otherwise known as Multiple Personality Disorder, although that’s an old diagnosis that doesn’t even exist anymore) is a highly stigmitised mental disorder that is heavily linked to trauma, and media villianising the disorder is extremely harmful for systems everywhere. Don’t give it your attention, don’t give it your money. We do not need another Split.

Edit: Singlets (non-systems) have no right to talk over me, a system, here. Doing that will result in being blocked. You all may interact, but don’t comment on it

[jennfercheck]

good morning little gay people in my phone