someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
Turns out I'm a dyke whoops
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@sapphroditee
someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
Turns out I'm a dyke whoops
Hey lgbts!! Rb this with your sexuality and height let’s see how many of y’all are really short ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m Bi and 5’4
There’s…..a lot of us who are bi and 5’4”…..
Bitch youre not bi or 5'4"!
I HAVE THIS NOW! I WON!
can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her
going to pay persephone a visit in hell, y’all need anything
thank u normani for singlehandedly curing my depression
looking for a group of 5 to 7 women who will sit on the floor and wail with me in grief
i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.
hell yeah british on british violence
me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else: GOD i can not STAND them
feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”
Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts
Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.
family members: “so…are you seeing anyone?”
me:
the clock: hits 2 am
gays logging onto tumglr to post abt tenderness tenderness yearning hands fingertips touching the insides of wrists the soft skin on the inside of a lover’s left elbow:
We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.
Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!
Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM
All-American Rejects: "And truth be told I miss you... And truth be told I'M LYING!!!"
Me in 7th grade:
sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand