when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends
“how do you know it's love?”
“it makes you a child again.”
actually would love for them to revisit the tinder spons now. wanna know just how bad dan's eyes were twitching in 2017 when people were getting canceled for saying he might not be totally straight after publicly choosing men on the dating app
this might be controversial but i just think that taking pain meds should reduce your pain actually
Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.
and I hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day
dropping wedding photos before taylor swift
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
“Wild Geese”, by Mary Oliver
a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.
inde navarette styled by enrique melendez
you guys, i just thought of a loml x last kiss mashup: you and i go from one kiss to getting married… i never thought we’d have a last kiss… i’m combing through the braids of lies, “i’ll never leave,” “never mind”… you can plan for a change in the weather and time, but i never planned on you changing your mind… your name, forever the name on my lips… and i’ll still see it until i die, you’re the loss of my life
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore