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"I'm fine"

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I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

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HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

sar4histh3shiz2

"I heard you got bitt by a cobra?" "I did. But after 5 days of agonising pain. The snake died"

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HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

sar4histh3shiz2

Is that you Bruce?

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fuck

sar4histh3shiz2

Liam "heeeeey" Harry "that's the spot!" Zayn "vas happening" Niall "come here" Louis "SWAG MASTA FROM DONCASTA"

GIMME COOKIE

Zac omg y

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wynn1ng

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

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unsightly:

I swallowed some food coloring today.

I feel like I dyed a little inside.

itslatingirl

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cr-aziness

Wow. Just wow.

I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT. AT. ALL.

LET ME DIE

This, I’ll reblog.

Holy. Shit. Almost cried.

Dead.

Oh…

omg, I didn’t expect that, my heart dropped. omg.

:oo oh my gosh .

……………

1800-gtfo

My heart dropped, I was expecting them to fall in love…

cookiemazle

Aw

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THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE D:

omg

awwww

they died

omg

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OH MY GOD SO UNEXPECTED

sar4histh3shiz2

I thought they were going to an apartment :(

sar4histh3shiz2

Everyone put flashes on during little things This night was amazing 2/4/13 #onedirectiontakemehome #OneDirectionAtTheO2

What would it be like to have the Avengers as Parents?

Me: Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(

Captain America: I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?

Ironman: Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library

Hulk: Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!

Thor: This Midgardian does not know who he be dealing with. As the prince of Asgard he shall suffer greatly for his crimes! *thunder boom*

Black Widow: Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.

Hawkeye: Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*

Loki: *mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!

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one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”