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carnival-phantasm

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

sirduke

i-wear-the-cheese

Let’s be fair. It’s a fuckingg heatwave in Europe and if you’re in your flat alone or with only a partner, there’s a 100% chance you’ve spent as much time naked as possible. 2020 no underwear was right.

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pukicho

honestly surprised no one has tried to make the ocean tiny

new-moon-kitsune

Too much water. Belly hurting

pukicho

Keep drinking

peachvers

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

chandrar-nalaar

you have a beautiful imagination

iguanamouth

cultofplush

this gave me chills

lifeofcynch

HOLY SHIT

weaselle

first of all ^^^ I love this^^^

secondly, I’ve said it before, but

this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest

Here’s an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest of “large” trees

That’s just what trees used to be like.

And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.

I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these

or a family of these.

Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.

And they didn’t live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature that’s still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got it’s name. BUT. See this?

that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. That’s right, that’s a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look

anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP

grumblleseeker

This makes me a little mad. We live in a fantasy and cause destruction.

cullenafeh-moved-deactivated202

My friend from Lebanon wrote up a really good thread on Twitter I thought I should share here, just to clear up some of the inaccuracies floating around:

And here are some of the links they provided:

https://www.supportlrc.app/

Support the Lebanese Red Cross by enrolling to our Individual Giving Program. Register as a Regular Donor by Donating through the web or by

https://www.gofundme.com/f/prevent-suicides-due-to-poverty-and-unemployment

<p>There has never been a worse time to be poor in Lebanon. A political cr… Joey Moawad needs your support for Foodblessed food boxes to

https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-relief-to-lebanon

Hello family and friends, “Our elders and our children, they await the nation’s call. They are… Majd Faraj needs your support for Medical

https://www.gofundme.com/f/hope-for-lebanon

<p> Beirut is crying blood. Beirut is breathing toxic air. The fundraising is urgent. It… Samar Seraqui De Buttafoco needs your support fo

https://www.gofundme.com/f/lebanonneedsorg

<strong>What?</strong> We founded Lebanon Needs to provide those who need it the most with essential s… Christina Nakhle needs your support

http://www.caritas.org.lb/get_involved/donate

Donate | Caritas Lebanon

https://beitelbaraka.net/donation/pay/

https://gogetfunding.com/beirut-emergency-relief/

The Explosion in Beirut today feels surreal. I am still unable to fully comprehend what has happened. My neighbourhood is destroyed, my best

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/lebanon-relief

Weʼre raising money to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

https://www.givingloop.org/offrejoie

Rebuilding our beloved Beirut! We need your support

https://www.gofundme.com/f/beirut-explosion-emergency-disaster-relief

Beirut, Lebanon's capital, was hit on August 4, 2020 with a massive explosio… Marie-Joe Noon needs your support for Beirut Explosion Emergen

sarahepburnspam

I literally cannot stand the inability of people to respect tragic events. Does tumblr really not understand the value of human life? Way to be “progressive.” Petitions are so useless, put your money where your mouth is. I would 100% donate but I’m an ex-college student with $57k to pay back on her loans. I’m sharing in the hopes that someone who has been more monetarily blessed than I have might be able to help these people

milf-adjacent

Post: "do this simple thing to help keep people from starving."

81% of the replies/reblogs: "do this to make a bigot angry!"

milf-adjacent

How come kindness is never enough? How come we have to be reminded of hatred every time we want to support muslims or black people or trans women or natives? How come minorities have to be reminded of the people who want us dead when we're begging for help or minding our own business?

Can't it just be about genuine kindness for once?

sarahepburnspam

I felt this post

nochiquinn

So you might have seen this image going around the internet.

[ID: A high school hallway crammed with shoulder-to-shoulder teenagers, about three of whom are wearing masks. End ID.]

This is a high school in my area. This was the first day back. This picture, taken by a student, went viral (ha), and the superintendent was more or less forced to make a statement. It's long and it's a lot of bullshit but here's the big stupid part.

"One area where we have received a good deal of feedback is mask use in our schools. Wearing a mask is a personal choice and there is no practical way to enforce a mandate to wear them. What we will do is continue to strongly encourage all students and staff to wear masks."

If I have to explain to you the staggering level of bullshit in this statement, then you've never been an AFAB person in high school. Tank top? Sent home. Jeans too tight? Home. Collarbones showing? Home. Never mind the application of out-of-school suspension, which is its own kind of bullshit that we're not here to discuss today. If you can send someone home for showing too much ankle you can send them home for not wearing a mask.

I've seen pushback against him on Twitter but they've already proven they don't give a shit what we think, or care about the safety of the students OR staff. Only that things look like they've gone back to normal.

So it'd be a real shame if people from all over blew up their phones at 770-443-8000 or used faxzero.com to send 5 free faxes per day to 770-443-8089 making known their concerns about this anti-response to a massive public health risk. Make it a national issue and maybe shame our government into acting like they've got a single brain cell between them. It'd just be real upsetting. I'm just saying.

sarahepburnspam

Education system is morally bankrupt

butchstalinist

“Inclusive” clothing brands (tomboyx, flavnt, etc.) who consistently flood their “inclusive que*r” clothing with images of transmasc models; being complicit in a lot of TERF ideas that these ways of being don’t match up with trans womanhood (even tho they often do) and the erasure of trans butches and masculine TMA individuals.....like they can burn tbh if they’re gonna just basically be “womyn” brands promoting ugly Transmisogyny.

Like lmao is it that hard to find like a masculine trans person who isn’t a trans man to wear ur “pretty boy” shirt... like where is the actual diversity and care for underrepresented people; like tbh why even buy from them if they do that.

• OK TO RB IF UR TME; PPL WITH STUPID COMMENTS BLOCKED lmao •

butchstalinist

In case you think I’m exaggerating about tomboyx literally following TERF and transmisogynistic bullshit with a pretty “inclusive” cover on front.

DONT SUPPORT THEM. Thx

sarahepburnspam

Terfs get hit by a train please

loboflaco-deactivated20221016

You cannot be a lesbian and date trans men. Even if they’re pre-transition, they’re still men. You cannot see us as diet men, men lite, or not really men and actually respect us. It’s sad to see the amount of lesbians that do this shit.

sarahepburnspam

My coworker identifies as a non-binary lesbian and is dating a trans man which brings up 5000 sirens in my head

#lgbt #wlw #lesbian #make it make sense #trans men #trans

arcisasquireel

For anyone who doesn’t know!

The ASpec and AroSpec is massive, and important and valid.

enbycourse

No💖

vampish-glamour

The ace/aro spectrum isn’t real 💖 you can only be ace/aro if you experience zero attraction 💖 anything else, even the smallest amount, is allo. 💖

peepeepotatochip

These labels get so obscure that literally everyone fits under one or more. Is that the point?

According to this I’m demiromantic, demisexual, and gray-asexual. Which means that as an aspec person I’m allowed to say that a lot of these labels are just allosexual preferences and are really unnecessary.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

I'm like five of these and all of the ones that aren't straight ace/aro are either trauma, questioning, or within the range of goddamned allosexual

Also "demiromantic" do you know what dating before entering a relationship is for

sarahepburnspam

So I’m not commenting on the ace spectrum debate other than to say, who is making y’all’s flags because they are ugly af. As an artist, some of these are hard to look at also these aren’t easily reproducible which really proves to me that the tumblr lgbt community isn’t even aware of how to bring awareness to identities in the first place. Also some of these really are unnecessary. I’ve had the most well known ones explained so like...good for you but the rest are just like...why?