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Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor

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Cosimo Galluzzi

if i look back, i am lost
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styofa doing anything
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*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid
It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
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(The classic XKCD comic)
What I learned not to do in art school
ShortOneGaming is starting Scarlet Hollow tonight and I'm so excited because they're 90% of my head voices for the characters already!
Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀
How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in
legend of vox machina season 4 episode 6: we are his blood OR everything in this episode is illegal
this monologue is almost fjord
is the matron a prime deity? I thought she was in a separate category bc of how she became the matron
his eyes did that bc of how fast he was reading earlier
you gotta be careful with that
good on them for not making that a poop joke
brief aside, fbi don't look: I grabbed these episodes off My Preferred Episode-Grabbing Site bc they had the most seeds but this is a VERY GENEROUS definition of 1080. Pixels the size of kittens. I'll definitely be replacing them for gif purposes.
anyway the fbi agents can come back in the room now
flashbacks to the discord server I was in during most of c1, where we decided the raven queen was constantly calling vax on a nokia 2310 and cussing a blue streak when he didn't pick up
oh god his glasses are doing the thing
take cover
I. have never heard "zounds" said out loud before
it comes from "god's wounds" iirc so the pronunciation makes sense, I've just never heard it with my human flesh ears
I desperately need there to be a watch party-style thing. I thought I saw somewhere that one was scheduled but I can't find a source for that now so it's entirely possible I hallucinated it
I have trauma on pike's behalf
"new holy man" [points] vecna
this isn't hindsight, either, I promise that was my immediate reaction during the first watch
"I'm on an apron! :D"
I would like to hear about both of them
I kinda figured we wouldn't get Trickfeets adapted, since I'm 90% sure it was something matt came up with so ashley could be the center of a plot while she was in town, but a. there's still time b. this is also very cool
mala and I both agree the underwear is also enchanted
I wrote a fic about vex and keyleth drinking about their issues
it ended. differently. than it does here.
the sick child is sam's youngest, bc of course it is
yeah that's about how long my inhaler works for me, too
THERE'S andy serkis
iirc they said this season would get into why people join religious movements even if they seem skeezy, whether it's for community or help or personal goals or whathaveyou
nobody is immune to cult propaganda
tary is a brilliant artificer! just not so much at everything else
the "YES! DOTY TAKE THAT DOWN" in the background got me
god herpes
I need a shirt with "the voice of the shitdamn tempest" on it
this is how we get the slayer's cake
ykw in hindsight I should have seen this for the flag it was
A+ way of pulling scanlan back into the plot
nothing good happens in the fields in westruun, huh
keyleth speedrunning all the kinds of drunk it's possible to be
"ah, it's not me this time"
doty :c
sacrificed himself to science
hello 911 liam o'brien is murdering me with acting
AGAIN
idk if this is actually henry winkler committing to these coughs but regardless: damn
sorry I'm still not over fuckin necro-ninja
stop putting reverb on everybody so I can't recognize actors
I mean it was probably the intended outcome in this specific case but also
(I still can't hear Dorian Pavus in Ramattra) (I have one superpower stop thwarting it with technology)
we can't count the cost of what we've lost 'cause some scars never fade
oh and the locket's broken bc their family will never be whole again
just fucking put me in the ground
LIKE WILHAND
this bitch
no-eyes-having power-ranger-monster-sounding naruto-coat-looking ass bitch
AND DOTY AS HIMSELF T_T
show's canceled everybody go home
I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers
TIMESTAMP ROULETTE the mighty nein season 1 episode 5: little spark
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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 4: taryon, my wayward son OR live in harmony, harmony
no way they weren't gonna get wayne brady to sing at least once
DOTY BALLOON
he is in fact an idiot leading you to your doom
howaardt looks like a muppet. I think it's the eyeshadow and the face shape.
just rapid-fire awful, huh
I think this is the first time I've really disliked a change from the campaign. howaardt was just such a different kind of sleazy and unpleasant in the campaign and this is. not as good? I don't want to use the word "fun", bc no version of howaardt is fun, and I know they don't have time to get into the Everything with him trying to marry off tary to save the family name or whatever but it just. cheapens tary? IDK IDK I HAVE THOUGHTS™️ AND IDK HOW TO WORDS THEM
I prefer Full-Strength Tary Backstory to the distilled version we got here, I guess is my point.
there's also six more episodes, who knows, we might still get more of it
also like. how did he even GET that
vexnvax escaping this conversation
hi matt
"what" cleeves is me
pfft he has a little gilded workbench bc of course he does
vex: takes one to know one
The Little Elf Twins
grog pulling the curtain down took me fully out
he fixed it, tho! he's crafty!
the way me and mala both started going "oh no" over and over when he pulled out the Deck
the Deck of Uninfringed Copyrights
"he's so close to getting it" is he though
how could they force the animators to draw more horse
pike 🤝 fjord getting called into weird caves by evil warlock patrons
evil doty
ancestor memories??
convenient that the spell also cleans the blood off her arm (so the animators don't have to remember it's there)
Evil Doty feels extremely like some of the arks in Eternal Strands
(please play Eternal Strands)
not the Rainbow Unicorn Attack noises
mala: and now percy's soul is damned for a thousand years me: oh that ship has sailed
CARPET
"the only pretty boy in these parts is me!"
carpet :(
doty sleepin
now he just needs to kill a kid and/or old person
grog living his best MLP life
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley
Fuck the haters. I believe in you
woa
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