90% Glitter, 10% Bitter

22. Blossoming Satanist. Tattoos & Piercings. College Graduate. Moss and Lichen.

[valtsv]

you people with your “ships” and “fandoms”… on THIS blog we only argue about the things that REALLY matter

[valtsv]

moss on wood

or

moss on stone

[coolghostdude]

[valtsv]

you’re the only intellectual on this post

[everythingfox]

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

[teathattast]

bless

[cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv]

Only tik tok video that’s valid

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I really like this poem by Laura Gilpin, so I decided to illustrate it. I’m not sure it’s totally successful but it was an interesting experiment! 🐮🐮

[strangebiology]

Weirdos are beautiful <3

(PS I looked it up, yes this is the complete poem)

[porcelain-locket]

I’m a simple woman. If I see moss, I pet it.

[oddeum]

Day 17: The Bumble Trouncer

Black ink, shapie, black pen,

[kaotiskavald]

[its-a-light-youre-after]

If you told me “My battery is low, and it’s getting dark” was a lyric in a Mountain Goats song, I’d believe you.

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[mcavoy]

Please watch this entire thing, I kid you not this is my local news.

[sarahistits]

Omg

[yugaks]

me cooking

[femaille]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[recuperationdisliker]

[yugaks]

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[chugstang]

you: let’s go

me, an intellectual: pitter patter let’s get at ‘er

[spicyvampire]

he hold the dog like a baby

[foodbookandteablog]

The Falling Rocket by James Abbott McNeill Whistler/ Collapsing Stars by the Mountain Goats

Did I do this edit thing right

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[sushinfood]

This entire exchange was an experience.